Two homosexuals go to the zoo. They get to the gorilla cage and this
huge Silverback is sitting there with a massive hard on. One of the
gay men turns to the other and exclaims, "Look at the size of that -
it's like a baby's arm holding a toffee apple. I'd love to get my
hands on that."
The other chap agrees but before he can point out the danger his mate
has rammed his arm through the bars of the cage and grabbed the
gorilla's enormous bell-end. The gorilla grabs the gay man's arm and
pulls him towards the cage. He keeps pulling and pulling and
eventually the poor bloke shoots through the bars with a loud gay
scream.
The gorilla then turns him round and gives him the hardest rogering
he's ever had. His friend runs for help and after about an hour they
finally get the gorilla sedated with a dart and the gay chap is
dragged, bruised and bleeding, from the cage.
He's rushed to hospital and they undertake 4 hours of surgery on his
ring piece. When he eventually comes round his friend is sitting at
his bedside.
"Oooh Barry - I'm so glad you've woken up - I was absolutely terrified
- tell me does it hurt?"
"HURT," says his friend, "HURT! - I'll say it hurts - 2 days since it
happened and he hasn't phoned, no flowers......"
huge Silverback is sitting there with a massive hard on. One of the
gay men turns to the other and exclaims, "Look at the size of that -
it's like a baby's arm holding a toffee apple. I'd love to get my
hands on that."
The other chap agrees but before he can point out the danger his mate
has rammed his arm through the bars of the cage and grabbed the
gorilla's enormous bell-end. The gorilla grabs the gay man's arm and
pulls him towards the cage. He keeps pulling and pulling and
eventually the poor bloke shoots through the bars with a loud gay
scream.
The gorilla then turns him round and gives him the hardest rogering
he's ever had. His friend runs for help and after about an hour they
finally get the gorilla sedated with a dart and the gay chap is
dragged, bruised and bleeding, from the cage.
He's rushed to hospital and they undertake 4 hours of surgery on his
ring piece. When he eventually comes round his friend is sitting at
his bedside.
"Oooh Barry - I'm so glad you've woken up - I was absolutely terrified
- tell me does it hurt?"
"HURT," says his friend, "HURT! - I'll say it hurts - 2 days since it
happened and he hasn't phoned, no flowers......"