Yummy Lunch Thread

Fajitas which I made yesterday and had too much stuff for...

very nice except went a little soggy in my lunchbox :?
 
it was probably black because it was taken from the underneath, possible near the bone! How interestings that! :twisted:
 
Went out with Jon and friends for lunch, ate in a yummy pub in St Pauls and had beef and ale pie with mash and veg. Yum!
 
Holly G said:
Can you post popbitch please? I don't get it.

I feel like it's Friday today, I don't want to do any work. :lol:
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There you go my precious ;) Btw don't bother with the Britney and Fed sex tape, it's rubbish, you'll see more action tonight :lol:

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* When Andy left Duran Duran
* Throw the lemmings off the cliff
* Charts: Westlife (yawn) are number one
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>> Ono, not Doherty! <<
Does anyone know any Babyshambles?

Pete Doherty was on the shortlist to
guest-edit The Today Programme. But why did
they decide on Yoko Ono and not Doherty?
After a lengthy argument about whether he
was significant enough a cultural figure,
producers only decided it was a bad idea
when no one in the entire Today office was
able to sing a single line of one of
Doherty's songs.

(So does this mean someone could sing
one of Ono's?)


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Popbitch's favourite tragic hit and run victim:
Kok On Chin (who was run over by his own delivery
van last week in Sydney).
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>> Big Questions <<
What people are asking this week

This suave Hollywood star has an unlikely
reputation around some circles in Los Angeles.
He's known for giving the gift that just
keeps on giving... herpes.

Which British fashion-loving publicity whore
is behaving so weirdly and showing such
paranoia that people are starting to
wonder when news of her massive cocaine
consumption will finally come out?


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A source at Def Jam says Jay-Z has nixed Foxxy Brown's
new album because he thinks she's been spreading
rumours about him and Rihanna getting frisky.
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>> It's behind you! <<
Getting to the bottom of Toby Anstis

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here contestant
Toby Anstis appeared in panto a few years ago
with Zoe Ball. He was Buttons in Cinderella. The
theatre crew had a nickname for him - Chocolate
Buttons, for sending his skid-marked underpants
to Wardrobe to be washed.


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Bunny ****er Brendan McMahon's conviction has been
quashed. He won his appeal on mental health grounds.
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>> The Disney Murders <<
Throwing the lemming off the cliff

It's fantastic that Planet Earth is back on our
screens. The photography of the arctic animals
was awesome, unlike an old Disney documentary,
covering much the same territory. White
Wilderness was filmed in Alberta, Canada and
the film makers were keen to include footage
of lemmings, even though they were not native
to the area. Lemmings were brought in from
Manitoba and filmed from every angle to simulate
a lemming migration. Even more disappointing
for the film-makers was the discovery that
lemmings jumping off cliffs in a mass suicide
was just a myth. So the cameramen filmed the
lemmings at the top of a cliff... and then
booted them off into the water below.


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Footage of Jade Goody's boyfriend in the midst
of a gangbang is said to be in the possession
of a celebrity weekly.
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>> Kanye v Sheehan <<
Knob of the week contenders

1. John Sheehan was arrested while masturbating,
naked, beside a nature path. He told police
that he had a tool up his rectum. A 6-inch awl
wrapped in black electrical tape was removed.
Police are now charging him for having a
concealed weapon.

2. Kanye West got in a huff at the MTV EMA
awards because he didn't win Video of the Year.
Kanya stormed on to the stage when winners
Justice v Simian were being lauded shouting
that he should have won because his video
"cost a million dollars". "If I don't win, the
awards show loses credibility," he concluded.

(Was there a bigger knob this week? email
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>> Seven and the Ragged Arsehole <<
When Andy Taylor left Duran again

Andy Taylor left Duran Duran last week.
Musical differences - he didn't want to
collaborate with Justin Timberlake -
was definitely part of it. Plus he was
somewhat under-whelmed that these days
Duran Duran was just Nick, Simon and John.
He and Roger were just employees. But Andy
wasn't the only person to walk out on the
band last week. Their web-mistress was so
upset that Andy left that she quit on the same
day, replacing the home page with a new message,
written in huge red letters, which had
Duran fans laughing all day long:

"Duran Duran Without Andy Taylor is Like
Anal Sex Without Lube."


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Gordon Ramsey is such a bad driver that a Bentley
mechanic told us that they won't let him drive
into the official Bentley garage, just in case.
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>> Top of the Taliban Pops <<
War... what is it good for?

With Saddam on his way out, Gaza once again
under Israeli tank fire and the Republicans
booted out of Congress it's time to take a serious
look at our War on Terror. With a top ten:

1 Talibanana Boat Song, Harry Belafonte
2 Mullah Kintyre, Wings
3 Wuthering Shi-ites, Kate W. Bush
4 Ayatollah Lately that I Love You? Van Morrison
5 Kabul up to the Bumper, Grace Jones
6 Yashmak My Bitch Up, The Prodigy
7 Hamas to Fall, Queen
8 Red Right Hand, Nick Cave and the Islamabad Seeds
9 Kandahar Days Night, The Beatles
10 (Sad)damn I wish I was your lover,
Sophie B Hawkins

(Got a suggestion? email p0pb1tch@gmail.com)


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Popbitch, 5th Oct 2005 -
Romeo Beckham has epilepsy
News of the World, 5th Nov 2006 -
Romeo Beckham has epilepsy.
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>> Love thy neighbour... <<
...Unless he's in the gays

The warring religions of the world have finally
found something to unite them - gay bashing!

In Jerusalem, ultra-orthodox Jews and Muslims
have come together to try and stop a gay rights
march in the city, slated for Friday. There has
been burning barricades, stone-throwing and a
bomb bearing the words "sodomites out". Muslim
politician Tayseer Tamimi said " All religions
discredit gays because it is against the decent
human nature created by God."

And in Scotland Muslims and Christians are
spreading a little homophobia together. The
Christian People's Alliance and Muslim groups
are together "secular values" and pro-gay laws,
The CPA even has Muslim candidates standing
at the next election.

Beware... the gays are coming!
http://www.glumbert.com/media/fifties


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T Shirt of the week "I am a registered sex offender."
An American sex-offender has been ordered to wear
one to work for the next 22 months.
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>> Meet Visitante and Residente <<
Say hello to the new boys of reggaeton

Surprise big winners at the Latin Grammys
were Calle 13. Probably the most sophisticated
exponents of Reggaeton, this Puerto Rican
duo splice political lyrics with hip-shaking
melodies. This is what you need to know

* Calle 13's two brothers Rene and Eduardo
go under pseudonyms, Residente and Visitante,
as a political statement.

* Their most famous song, Querido FBI, was
written about the death of Filiberto Ojeda
Ríos, leader of Puerto Rican revolutionary
group, Los Macheteros which campaigns for
Puerto Rico's independence from American rule.
Rios was killed last year by the FBI.

* Reggaeton mixes Spanish language rap,
reggae and Latin American sounds. Its
distinguishing rhythm is the Dem Bow,
first made by Jamaican record producer
Bobby "Digital" Dixon, for Shabba Ranks.

* Both brothers have masters degrees. Residente
studied art. For his masters he did an
experimental art video with a girl who
masturbates while reading a cookbook.

* They have a younger sister who plays in
their live band. She's called PG-13.

Listen to Atrevete-te
http://adik.imeem.com/music/PvObIea7/atrevete_te_te/

Watch Querido FBI:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12_CZ7jP01Q


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Popbitch's favourite winter sports destination:
****, Bavaria, Germany. You can go up **** mountain
by a cable car, the ****bahn.
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>> Things that make you go hmmm <<
Otters, marmots, South London gays

We always thought The Rapture were miserable
old sods who probably stood on their own in the
corner at parties looking a bit too-cool-
for-school, comparing haircuts and sipping water.
We may have been wrong. Watch the lovely Beastie
Boys influenced video for new single Whoo!
Alright - Yeah... uh huh:
http://www.myspace.com/therapture

Sea otter fun:
http://www.surfnetkids.com/games/seaotters-pp.htm

Best named gardening firm:
http://www.lawngreen.co.uk

The original WAGS:
http://www.foxearth.demon.co.uk/slago/slg/#Membership

Otters who watch too much ER:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/highlands_and_islands/6110176.stm

Otters are over-exposed, its time for the
marmot. The best place to see them, we hear,
is the plateau d'Emparis, near Bourg
d'Oisans, France. "Sometimes they whistle, and
sometimes they stare", apparently:
http://www.popbitch.com/pictures

Nicole Richie's life-story... probably:
http://tinyurl.com/yx6z9e

Farepak Christmas T-shirts, Ashes, Northern
Monkeys and lots of other Crimbo Gifts:
http:///www.teefly.com

The ten types of Republicans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELfiVTTb5Jw


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>> Chart Predictions <<
New entries/High climbers Sun 12th Nov

++ Number One
WESTLIFE The Rose

++ Top Ten
MADONNA Jump
SUGABABES Easy

++ Top Twenty
PAUK WELLER Wild Blue Yonder
AKON Smack That
KASABIAN Shoot The Runner
GEORGE MICHAEL & MUTYA This Is Not Real Love
INFERNAL Self-Control

++ Top Forty
CHRISTINA AGUILERA Hurt
PIGEON DETECTIVES I Found Out
ROBBIE WILLIAMS Lovelight


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A traffic warden approached a man parking his car.
"You can't park there, that's a disabled bay"
He said "But I am disabled"
The warden replied "Really, what with?"
"****ing Tourettes you ****," replied the man.
"Now piss off."

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Britney and K-Fed's sex tape?
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