You'll never guess!

DJ Biff

Active Member
i post this every year and nobody has come close to guessing my secret.

I, DJ Biff, being of sounder mind than most, have never once paid to get into a club in Ibiza!

How have i managed to achieve this???

i'm not telling!
 
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kluster_uk

Guest
You have never been to a club in Ibiza? Therefore never had to pay?

:)
 

klingclubber

New Member
1) you have some scam going with the ticket sellers (you sractch their back they scratch yours)

2) you just manage to sneak in

3) you blag it at the door

either way I WANT TO KNOW you cheeky bastard! :twisted: :lol:
 
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Iva

Guest
Most of the times, when you live or you work in Ibiza for the season, you get a free pass for all discos...

Last year, I never paid for an entry! I had the passes...

Dj Biff... you're not the only one!
 
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craigyt2k1

Guest
you dress up as a bouncer and just walk straight in?

or....

You dress up in your action man gear and sneak in without no one see'ing you.
 
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Harri

Guest
2 suggestions:


Can you walk through walls?

Youve taken tips from the film, great escape, and you tunnel your way into the clubs
 

GazDaBomb

Active Member
id say you either have a pass of somesort

or your lying and really you have never been in a club and not paid! ;)
 

spunkymonkey

Active Member
You take some of that powder that makes you invisible!!!
That may explain why I feel like Im walking into people that are not there when I get to 4am on a big night out.
 
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Toffer

Guest
You have no mass and are merely a force of electromagnetic energy, as such you can transcend the physical environment to go to any point in the universe.

You also never pay for drinks as your state of existance dictates that you are unable to interact with the physical forms other than via pulses of energy!

:lol:
 
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Tom Leeds

Guest
i know the secret!!

i too never paid to get into a club last year.

keep up the good work biff.
 
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mandy_d

Guest
you have in fact paid, but you were so out of your f.u.c.k.e.n. head, trippen you imagined your were invisible to everyone, and convinced yourself you didnt pay a penny!!!


the sad thing is...... you still havent woke up to reality!!!!!!!!!
:rolleyes: :lol:
 
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