KM5 now has a caviar menu?? What??
Sorry where are you?
Are you in ibiza town or san antonio?
Sorry mate. That is all absolutely inaccurate.^^ You can credit Mr Matutes and Nikki Beach etc. for that in part ! Provide what they're looking for and they will come in droves.... with the express intention of throwing a great deal of dosh about. Doesn't matter whether it's value for money as long as it's flashy and expensive enough to show off with. Bling bling ...
Oh - and maybe Cyprus being a tad out of favour and fashion (for obvious reasons !) has encouraged some of them to look a little further afield
Sorry mate. That is all absolutely inaccurate.
As for Cyprus, I have about 10 friends who've been there in the past couple of months so that's not true either!
I have Russian friends who have stayed in Ushuaia but they're not "bling bling". They didn't go to Ibiza because Ushuaia or Nikki Beach or whatever else exist. They go to Ibiza because they want to go to Ibiza.I think in fairness the St Tropez-style offerings do tend to attract those out to splash some cash, Morbs . Bees to the honey pot and all that ...
As for Cyprus, were they going to see their bank managers ? (sorry - couldn't resist !)
I have Russian friends who have stayed in Ushuaia but they're not "bling bling". They didn't go to Ibiza because Ushuaia or Nikki Beach or whatever else exist. They go to Ibiza because they want to go to Ibiza.
You Moscow and find some better jokes..."Are you Russian?"
"No, I only had a can of red bull."
...they have quiffs instead. I have friends from Essex who don't have centre partings and don't wear fake tan. .
You Moscow and find some better jokes...