World Cup Quotes from women

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jjinit

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Obviously I have had the "pleasure" of watching this festival of footy in the presence of some of the "fairer sex", notably the missus and she has been a veritable font of amusement with her comments....here are some of the best:

after a long range effort from lampard was tipped over the bar by the swedish keeper she yelled "handball"

at the beginning of the 2nd half against ecuador, england went on the attack and she started screaming "noo....noo....get back!!" not realising we had changed ends

during the trinidad & tobago game she yelled at the screen "get mickey rooney on"

and finally...when asked who would win the world cup she said proudly..."brussels"?? 8O :roll: :lol:
 
to be fair to mrs russ. last autumn we went to see the mighty spurs play everton at white hart lane.

bearing in mind that this was the first footie game she had ever been to, the lass did well to spot a young fella playing on the wing.

who's that, quoth she, he's REALLY good

erm, dunno i said, some muggins we've just signed from leeds

it's only Aaron bloomin Lennon innit
 
Women know nothing about football. They should be chained to the kitchen, cooking me dinner.
 
This was watching the football on friday night.

My mate's misses was watching the football, when she asked where Angola was, myself and my mate put her in the right direction. She then asks where a mancunian was from, and we replyed with Manchester, she then says that can't be because Lisa from Big Brother is a manchuian and she's chinese.:spank: I know it aint football related, but after a few beers, it was sheer class.:)
 
cleaner at work wouldnt enter our sweep. . . . her reason. . . . . . ..


"because ill end up with a foriegn team"
 
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