Wife swap last night

[N8]

Scum scum scum!

Rich pikey women and poor pikey women,both as bad as each other

The rich bloke was quite sound though and seemed keen to make a go of it. What was his actual job though, he just seemed to go to the gym all day every day

 

[*Saffy*]

He so loved himself ! lol

What a dreadful programme ...

 

[N8]

It was funny when the other guy dragged himself up

 

[Drew]

It was funny when the other guy dragged himself up

Did his mascara run when he started blubbering?



Hey did you spot the Chavvy Burberry quilt cover

 

[IBIZALISA]

how chav were they, I am so ashamed to be Essex. Funny thing was I got a text from Kitty to say I looked like the richer lady Note to self, must kick kitty next time I see her.

That other bloke crying all the time, what a complete w@nka, he was making me feel sick when he dragged up, and how can you have an argument dressed like that I didnt mind the other bloke, just cos he look after himself dont mean he loves himself, I think his roofing business was a disguise for a bit of skull duggary

 

[IBIZALISA]

Hey did you spot the Chavvy Burberry quilt cover

But it wasn't just that, it was the tacky ornaments outside the house, the loo rolls were in one of those lacey fancy things that sofa was horrendous, it was just all very chintsy

 

[N8]

Yeah, i was wondering (i missed the start) if they just said "Dodgy geezer" or "Gangster" about him at the start

 

[Buckley]

Scum scum scum!

Rich pikey women and poor pikey women,both as bad as each other

The rich bloke was quite sound though and seemed keen to make a go of it. What was his actual job though, he just seemed to go to the gym all day every day

Nah, the rich woman was was much worse than the poor one. She needlessly insulted the poor one about her looks and weight twice, both times as ways of getting at the husband. She slated the area the poor people came from, despite the fact she blatantly grew up somewhere similar. Either that or even a good education couldn't hide her lack of intelligence.

I say the rich bloke would be described in tabloids as a 'businessman'.*

*Meaning he either imports/exports unspecified 'goods' or he now has a few legit car lots having made a lot of money 'cut and shutting'**

**Yes this is a gross stereotype, but quite possibly true.

 

[N8]

Deffo Businessman*

 

[Drew]

Hey did you spot the Chavvy Burberry quilt cover

But it wasn't just that, it was the tacky ornaments outside the house, the loo rolls were in one of those lacey fancy things that sofa was horrendous, it was just all very chintsy

The whole house was foul!

At least the poor couple didn't pretend to be something they weren't.

Certainly true that you can't buy class.

 

[stuie]

The rich bloke was quite sound though and seemed keen to make a go of it. What was his actual job though, he just seemed to go to the gym all day every day

I thought he was alright, but typical essex stereotype geeeeeeeeza. They said he owned a roofing company

and how can you have an argument dressed like that

thats what we found so funny!! gettin all lairy about a HAMSTER in drag on national tv... what the fook is wrong with some people!

 

[djchewie]

The rich bloke was quite sound though and seemed keen to make a go of it. What was his actual job though, he just seemed to go to the gym all day every day

i switch on and thought it was drew...

 

[Drew]

The rich bloke was quite sound though and seemed keen to make a go of it. What was his actual job though, he just seemed to go to the gym all day every day

i switch on and thought it was drew...

Nah, i have hair and my tits are only a C cup

 

[NITEFLY]

I KNOW ONE FAMILY WAS FROM RAYLEIGH WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER FAMILY?

 

[djchewie]

I KNOW ONE FAMILY WAS FROM RAYLEIGH WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER FAMILY?

poor bunch were from Dagenham

 

[kitty]

how chav were they, I am so ashamed to be Essex. Funny thing was I got a text from Kitty to say I looked like the richer lady Note to self, must kick kitty next time I see her.

i meant how they rich ones were,her being small and u had similar face(mius alot her makeup)and the guy paul was big and just like paul

ur not stuck up like her though,she just looked bit like u.

 

[IBIZALISA]

how chav were they, I am so ashamed to be Essex. Funny thing was I got a text from Kitty to say I looked like the richer lady Note to self, must kick kitty next time I see her.

i meant how they rich ones were,her being small and u had similar face(mius alot her makeup)and the guy paul was big and just like paul

ur not stuck up like her though,she just looked bit like u.

still gonna kick ya

 

[NITEFLY]

the bird from dagenham would of got it straight away.

 

[gecko2]

Once a chav, always a chav.

I didn't like either family. No winners IMO.

 

[Fraz]

The funniest bit was when the poor chav went to the rich chav house and thought the place was classy

Family portraits everywhere - yeah dead classy