Why you always feel smarter after a few beers

zaax

zaax

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One night at Cheers, Cliff Claven explained the "BuffaloTheory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers..........
Enjoy the weekend and have a beer.
 
Having one right now :D

But what happens after you've killed off all the slow braincells? That only leaves the faster ones to kill :?
 
Morbyd right now your sig says:

"Morbyd is a never ending story"

Aaaaw
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Though I know it changes when you refresh.

Ps. as Homer says, "Mmmmm... BEEEEEEEER" :P
 
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