They do free buses back from the Zoo!What about Zoo Project Heather? Opens at 16:00, shuts at 12:00midnight. The only problem I'd foresee with that is getting a taxi back maybe, as it's a little out of the way.
I dont get it either, but it seems the West End is the new magaluf and people only wanna go there to get drunk and no intention of going to any of the clubs!