fractured skull - babysitter dropped me on my head.
fractured skull no 2 - stood up under a window and the edge of the window frame split my head causing a hairline crack and 12 stitches
broken toes No 1 (2) kicked the ground instead of a football - That REALLY hurt and I lost the top of my big toe
Broken toes No 2 (2) kicked the ground instead of a frisbee - lost top of toe and big toenail -
Run over 3 times - 1 & 2 only a child and I bounce quite well.
3rd time - went through the windscreen bounced off the bonnet and on to the otherside of the road - narrowly missing the oncoming traffic (injury to elbow and my brand new boots ruined!)
Electric Shock - burned palm
and the usual ankle injurys due to my weakened ankle (through countless sprains and a stretched ligament that wont boing back into place)
We used to spend most of the summer holidays in casualty when I were little.......