What's the best way to spend £20?

Here's an eightfold for you;

For your 20 you will get back a minimum of 1400:)

Chelsea to win the Premiership
Leeds to win the League 1
Portmouth to be Relegated.
Tiger Woods to win Tour Championship
Jensen Button to win Drivers Championship.
David Cameron to be next Prime Minister.
Sea the Stars to win the Arc.
Dunguib to win Supreme Novices Hurdle.
Liking your style but you've fallen at the first hurdle there Bez.

If I went to a bookies to bet on Chelsea, I'd come over all Derren Brown and find the doorway impossible to go through...;)

Also, the £20 wont be in my hand until April/May
In fairness I only changed the sig today, but I'm hoping Chewie will get an attack of the Manchester Bookies and pay out by Christmas.