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- Thread starter stuie
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Verse one:
Here's another topic I'm addressing,
so learn a quick lesson, about your Smith and Wesson.
Sit your ass back and comprehend,
as I let you know about man's best friend.
Now remember, it used to be a dog like Lassie,
but now in '91 it's a gun if you ask me.
Just like a jimmy hat's used for protection,
I use my nine when suckers start to flex it.
'Cause if you run up and try to play mine,
I rather have a AK than a f***ing K9.
'Cause if you shot your gun and my dog tries to fetch ya,
me and the dog's going out on a stretcher.
And I ain't with that, so I gotta get that
big black gat, aim and I hit that.
Forget about a dog fool, he'll shit in the (??),
nowadays, a gat is man's best friend.
man's best friend
Verse two:
Here is the reason why Ice Cube's packed,
just in case the little punks try to jack.
I can't put a motherf***ing pitbull under a coat,
and a small on my back.
So I gotta take my beret off, and I betcha
It'll probably work a 100 percent better.
'Cause it'll keep me out of danger,
with sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber.
So this goes to all y'all intruders,
beware of the owner, 'cause the owner is a shooter.
I don't just wanna give your ass rabies,
I rather have your ass pushing up daisies.
And I can't do that with Benji,
Rin Tin Tin, or Spotch McKinsey
Forget about a dog fool, he'll shit in the (??),
nowadays, a gat is man's best friend.
Here's another topic I'm addressing,
so learn a quick lesson, about your Smith and Wesson.
Sit your ass back and comprehend,
as I let you know about man's best friend.
Now remember, it used to be a dog like Lassie,
but now in '91 it's a gun if you ask me.
Just like a jimmy hat's used for protection,
I use my nine when suckers start to flex it.
'Cause if you run up and try to play mine,
I rather have a AK than a f***ing K9.
'Cause if you shot your gun and my dog tries to fetch ya,
me and the dog's going out on a stretcher.
And I ain't with that, so I gotta get that
big black gat, aim and I hit that.
Forget about a dog fool, he'll shit in the (??),
nowadays, a gat is man's best friend.
man's best friend
Verse two:
Here is the reason why Ice Cube's packed,
just in case the little punks try to jack.
I can't put a motherf***ing pitbull under a coat,
and a small on my back.
So I gotta take my beret off, and I betcha
It'll probably work a 100 percent better.
'Cause it'll keep me out of danger,
with sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber.
So this goes to all y'all intruders,
beware of the owner, 'cause the owner is a shooter.
I don't just wanna give your ass rabies,
I rather have your ass pushing up daisies.
And I can't do that with Benji,
Rin Tin Tin, or Spotch McKinsey
Forget about a dog fool, he'll shit in the (??),
nowadays, a gat is man's best friend.
LagunaBeachCA
New Member
I also thought Gattling Gun initially, but as Stuie and Nitefly suggested it does not make much sense.
By the way, Morbyd, the Gattling Gun is the type Arnold was using in Terminator III when he comes out of the funeral home with the coffin. It is the new version of the original Gattling gun that was used in the Civil War, where you use a lever to rotate and the gun keeps on firing. The A-10 tank busters and Apache choppers have them too.
By the way, Morbyd, the Gattling Gun is the type Arnold was using in Terminator III when he comes out of the funeral home with the coffin. It is the new version of the original Gattling gun that was used in the Civil War, where you use a lever to rotate and the gun keeps on firing. The A-10 tank busters and Apache choppers have them too.
Buckley
Well-Known Member
LagunaBeachCA said:
The author of that article is "San Miguel", surely a nom de plume of Spotlight club man in the know Dr Mick.
Said Senor Mick has been to virtually every major party this season- how much sense would you be making?
I may be wrong (but I'm right about religion
)- but you can't fault my logic!
Buckley
Well-Known Member
Mark Sun said:
If those lyrics are from a concept album about a dog, I need longer to read between the lines.
What next a remake of "The Littlest M*therF***cking Hobo" starring 'Fiddy'?
Or perhaps an newly unearthed pilot for "Dat Biiaatch Lassie" starring the late Tupac?