what i did at ibiza last july

wayne18uk said:
neon u wnat to no how many burds i have had sex with the answer is 56 but i want to get to 500 by the time i die
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Keep us informed of the count dude.....shag on.... 8)
 
*sniffs up*

yeah i can smell a 'bull sh*tter' a mile away........

going to ibiza with the 18-30's attitude is one way at looking at things.....

but mate shouting about it makes you look like the biggest............... in the world

what was it 'i shagged 56 women' whoop de dooo actually ask anyone if they care... no no, go-on...........

your 18.. got a lot to learn.. and i bet you find out the hard way.... idiot.

i hope i don't meet you on my hollidaysand i hope i dont meet anyone like you.
 
mezzaine i dont think you have taken your inhaler for your asthma .. or cant you find your glasses lol?
why dont you go out and look at the fields and the birds and the bees and you might cheer up love
 
MezzaninE said:
*sniffs up*

yeah i can smell a 'bull sh*tter' a mile away........

going to ibiza with the 18-30's attitude is one way at looking at things.....

but mate shouting about it makes you look like the biggest............... in the world

what was it 'i shagged 56 women' whoop de dooo actually ask anyone if they care... no no, go-on...........

your 18.. got a lot to learn.. and i bet you find out the hard way.... idiot.

i hope i don't meet you on my hollidaysand i hope i dont meet anyone like you.
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not trying to cause an arguement, but he wasn't he asked how many?
 
jamiedunn said:
MezzaninE said:
*sniffs up*

yeah i can smell a 'bull sh*tter' a mile away........

going to ibiza with the 18-30's attitude is one way at looking at things.....

but mate shouting about it makes you look like the biggest............... in the world

what was it 'i shagged 56 women' whoop de dooo actually ask anyone if they care... no no, go-on...........

your 18.. got a lot to learn.. and i bet you find out the hard way.... idiot.

i hope i don't meet you on my hollidaysand i hope i dont meet anyone like you.
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not trying to cause an arguement, but he wasn't he asked how many?
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Jamie that would be my point then!?
 
wayne18uk said:
mezzaine i dont think you have taken your inhaler for your asthma .. or cant you find your glasses lol?
why dont you go out and look at the fields and the birds and the bees and you might cheer up love
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Firstly its M.e.z.z.a.n.i.n.e okay so now we have the spelling right, lets sort out my gender... yes suprise suprise i am 'male' so don't call me 'love'....

after many years of 'birdwatching' i now feel i can officially call myself a 'twitcher', i go and hide myself in an aptly named cabbin called a .... wait for it.... 'hide'.... and so i sit and spy on birds all day long....

Isn't it great to be able to 'twitch' in public... eh...!?

Any way i past a milestone today............................... Guess i shouldn't have eaten it!?

'dyslexic walks into a bra'

that my son is humour, granted it isn't very funny, but it makes my point. Untill you can respond with some understandable and relevent retort that makes me laugh just slightly, don't even bother. i am the wrong kid to try and take the p*** out of.
 
Firstly its M.e.z.z.a.n.i.n.e okay so now we have the spelling right, lets sort out my gender... yes suprise suprise i am 'male' so don't call me 'love'....

after many years of 'birdwatching' i now feel i can officially call myself a 'twitcher', i go and hide myself in an aptly named cabbin called a .... wait for it.... 'hide'.... and so i sit and spy on birds all day long....

Isn't it great to be able to 'twitch' in public... eh...!?

Any way i past a milestone today............................... Guess i shouldn't have eaten it!?

'dyslexic walks into a bra'

that my son is humour, granted it isn't very funny, but it makes my point. Untill you can respond with some understandable and relevent retort that makes me laugh just slightly, don't even bother. i am the wrong kid to try and take the p*** out of.
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well said ;)
 
McRackin said:
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i was going to say this reminds me of one of those cheesy tshirts or post cards :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
LMFAO!! :lol: :lol: :lol:




MezzaninE said:
after many years of 'birdwatching' i now feel i can officially call myself a 'twitcher', i go and hide myself in an aptly named cabbin called a .... wait for it.... 'hide'.... and so i sit and spy on birds all day long....

Isn't it great to be able to 'twitch' in public... eh...!?

Any way i past a milestone today............................... Guess i shouldn't have eaten it!?

'dyslexic walks into a bra'

that my son is humour, granted it isn't very funny, but it makes my point. Untill you can respond with some understandable and relevent retort that makes me laugh just slightly, don't even bother. i am the wrong kid to try and take the p*** out of.
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:eek:


wayne18uk said:
this is my reveiw of ibiza i went last year month of july for 10 day.
day one went round all the bars got hammered
day two : went to manumission get hammered met this bird and went bak to her hotel ....
day 3: went round west end met some more birds got laid o yr and hammered lol
day 4: we went to amnesia got hammered had good night
day 5: we went to el paradiso got hammered had a good night met some birds
day 6 hired a scotter out toured around island then at night went out round the bars got hammered met some more birds you know ..
day 7: went to eden got hammered cant remeber the night
day 8: went around west end got hammered met some birds from australlia you no the rest
day 9 : drank all day from 11 am til 6 am lol got hammered
day 10: i have a massive hangover but we went out again all day and got hammered and met some birds :p
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:rolleyes: :twisted:
 
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