... and breathe .... now I know who's to blame for some of the sights for sore eyes gracing the Calles of Ibiza ... it's none other than our friendly fashion police a.k.a. recommendations on the catalogues of 'trendy young British brands'. Check these out :
"Swim shorts are updated this season to have a sports silhouette, which come in bright pastel like colours.
Top it all off with a snapback, the other holiday essential." See ?
When catalogues show models in long white socks, what hope is there for impressionable young buyers ? :
Then there are these little Summer ensembles, which look like someone vomited over the whole caboodle on the way out of Burger King
In all seriousness, the last three make me put my head in my hands in despair. Kids, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE in fairness to the rest of humanity DON'T LISTEN to the morons who say this lot is "cool". It just isn't, never has been and never will be. The people who design this stuff need to be lined up against the wall and dispatched to Planet Sense.
I may have worn the odd horrendous floral shirt in my day
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but I'd never have gone for matching shorts. Maybe if I was a toddler without any say in the matter I'd have an excuse but as a grown teenager ? Come on. FFS get a grip !!!!!!!!!!