Whale in the Thames

"But at 0830 GMT on Friday, a man on a train called in to say he might have been hallucinating, but he had just seen a whale in the Thames"

Surely this bit is creative license on the part of a bored hack!:lol:
 
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Interesting they think it's about 7 tonnes!!!



must have gone through a whale weigh station........


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I saw a seal in the Thames at Chiswick not so long ago - it was huge and seemed quite playful 8)
 
Kang said:
I saw a seal in the Thames at Chiswick not so long ago - it was huge and seemed quite playful 8)
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Taxi was for Jammy not you Karen btw.

Trying to think of a puchline for your comment now!:lol:
 
Scoobie said:
Like you wouldn't have if you'd thought of it first ;)
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Of course.

But the Jamster had done the coat and door, so the taxi was inevitable to me.

Still trying to turn Kang's statement into a joke though. So far I'm wondering if the seal was called Ron and whether seals have fins? "Ron Seal, does exactly what it says on the fin" A masterpiece in progress, I reckon.....

Reminds of the ducksafe for some reason...:lol:
 
:cry: :cry: The whale is not very well now - it's damaged its tail with thrashing around - why are they not trying to save the whale and drag him/her off to his mate who is further along the Thames instead of just standing in up to their knees and splashing water at it....

Why or why is there not a whale whisperer around when you need one to whisper it to safety?????

(Do whales have ear like devices?????)
 
Buckley said:
Indeed, spouting such rubbish!

(On the ears/earing devices thing Pups, I think they have SONAR built in by mummy nature)
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I know that bit, but how do they hear each other's whale song, e.g: if they need calming down feeling a little bit stressed or when they are "courting" they may want/need to listen to whale song - I just wondered if they had a secondary device such as ears or little ear holes or something....:?

I still think they should have a whale whisperer or something - where's marine boy when you need him hmmmm?
 
Mark Sun said:
When my mate said he'd blown a seal at chiswick I assumed he meant in his engine.
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Will the rest of the joke about the Eskimo and the Welsh mechanic be recounted later?;)
 
My mate has just mentioned that the whale maybe the next consignment of lipstick for Pete Burns unfeasibly large lips! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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