Just got clear of a bunch of work and looks like still time for a night out. Going to head into the big smoke and check out a new venue for underground and emerging stuff in Dalston near Shoreditch - The Nest. "Go Deeper" looks interesting tonight and Plump DJs playing on 29th ...
can't be all bad and shd make it there by 1 if I get my skates on !!
http://www.residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?265198
http://ilovethenest.com/
What tomorrow brings we shall see
Goods - Some ace performances and btb action. Quality drops - tantric aural sex on the dancefloor but god, how I craved an after-party. tbf 65% of small "crowd" clued in. Worth all the grief despite forthcoming rant.. Mowgli / Spencer Parker real quality goods. Lots of 8) party girls & not a sausage fest (except for 3. in rant below) and nice bar staff.
THE RANT :
SECURITY
1. T*sswit of security - asked me for photo ID at the door
(didn't have any) and refused me entry after a 60 mile journey - wtbf ???
Had called before setting off to check last entry time and got a name (Rose) so got in anyway HAH
- then he said "I just need to make sure we keep out THOSE types" ... what in the name of f**k is THAT supposed to mean - did he take an honest look at some of the "types" he HAD let in ??????? Hadn't even had a drink ffs...
2. Ended up near the entrance to the ladies loo and LARGE security woman insisted on going in to the bogs after every girl who went in there ALL NIGHT. Beginning to feel like being at a school disco.
THE REST OF THE COMPANY
3. BIG contingent of luvvies really looking for YMCA & Vogue, trying their best to hide it and not succeeding after sufficient drinky-poos - leading to excessive arm swaying and overt promiscuous behaviour in front of the the DJ stage where the decent speaker was. Get your night right guys !!
4. Location on the main Stoke Newington Road = usual British contingent of fallouts from bars without late licences just looking for somewhere to get more drinks in before falling over and puking. Very "provincial" and just travelled a considerable distance to try to get away from this
. Falling over drunk on the dancefloor defo NOT 8) - go somewhere else where the music's c**p !
THE JOURNEY
5. My own fault - missed the A10, wound up taking an unexpected tour of Hackney by night, and caused complete mayhem trying to turn the wrong way into a 1-way street at a busy box junction
oops
- signposting can be so c**p sometimes...
6. Achieved new heights of frustration when the spine of my trusty old London AtoZ finally gave way and its pages wound up scattered in a random heap all over the passenger footwell after braking hard to avoid a careering pedestrian who staggered into the road out of nowhere. "I should get there by 1" - my a*se ..
lol
.. did make it by 1.30 tho' which
all things considered wasn't too bad ...
Wd prob go again now I know the way, but they seriously need to stop security behaving like a bunch of amateurs and bounce out the idiots rather than harrassing old ravers ...