My weekend was MASSIVE. I'm surprised I'm still coherent at this point.
Friday
After-work drinks with the guys at Molly Gwynns pub, then home to change and pick up the missus. Caught one of the US Open women's quarterfinals while I was there.
Then we headed out to Coconuts for drinks and over to Club XIII where local resident Miller and Galin were in top form.

They had an S&M themed night and I got spanked with a whip by a woman in leather on my way in

Supposedly-famous British bordello act Esme did two 10-minute on stage performances during the night.

Me and the missus had a little spat and she went home so I headed over to club Fabrique, which I closed out at 7am and went home...
Saturday
...where I got about 6 hours sleep before getting up to get ready for my colleague's wedding. I was in really rough shape from the night before

Russian weddings are like a cross between our Western wedding receptions and a vaudeville show. This one came complete with a master of ceremonies, magician, dancers, contests, and lots of toasts to the bride and groom. Sergey's wife was gorgeous, which explains why he never let us meet her before they got married
Then home to change and out to club Gaudi for DJs Tommie Sunshine and Griff and a live performance from
Fischerspooner. Someone obviously had been to Manumission because this party had circus/carnival acts (stilts, unicycles, costumes) and topless dancers all over the place. The DJs were totally kicking it and Fischerspooner was surprisingly pleasant to watch/hear.

Equally surprising was the number of Russians who were singing along with their songs

The place was totally rammed... never seen that many people in that club (It's about the size of Ministry of Sound, only mostly one big room)
I caught up with a friend and his crew in the middle of Fischerspooner's set and they took me to a "better place for dancing". I figured out later we'd actually snuck into the VIP section

Unfortunately, they ran out of beer at the bar in that portion of the VIP section and I couldn't go out to another area because I didn't have a bracelet to get back in

So, I switched to wine (I'd already had a bottle at the wedding!) and was dancing with reckless abandon... enough so that after a couple of kicking tunes (Moby's Raining Again comes to mind) I was jumping up and down and didn't notice the corner of the metal frame of a projection screen a few cm over my head

The pain subsided quickly but then I realized my head was bleeding

so off to the bar for more wine and some napkins.

I started to fade after 4 or 5 (??) and I was getting hungry for some reason, so I went home grabbing a little MacBreakfast on the way.
Sunday
Slept all day, then got up and went shopping for a new suitcase and some other stuff. The missus and I went to Starlite Diner for one last outdoor weekend afternoon meal w/ drinks. It was already almost too chilly to sit there for too long...autumn is upon us

Now getting ready to watch the US Open final (Agassi v Federer) which should be very good.