My weekend consisted of being in a slight state of shock at the fact that our married neighbours (friends of ours but not that close) have asked one of our other friends (married, 2 kids) for a threesome.
I'm not sure what I'm more incredulous about - that they thought said friend would be up for it seeing as he had not given the SLIGHTEST indication of being interested, or that they cared so little about being found out by friends wife.
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll you'll get your turn!
a doctor? an MP? a drug dealer?