Wacko Jacko's children - theory

Beckiboo

Beckiboo

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Inspired by Babs' post ;)

Something that has been troubling me for some time...

Michael Jackson has three kids right... Ive seen the oldest two in the papers (wearing masks). Now Prince Michael the eldest boy, he is white skinned with blonde hair. The daughter, Paris Michael, is olive skinned with fine, brown hair. The youngest, Prince Michael II, also seems to be a white skinned child.

Now correct me if Im wrong here - but surely none of these can be MJ's biological kids? Even though he now looks whiter than Snow White, surely his genes must still be that of a black guy? So his kids would come out mixed race?

What's the story here? :? :lol:
 
I thought you were going to give us the answer when I saw this thread :lol:

I think that Debbie Rowe (??) bird is the mother of the first 2 but there's no way in a million years that he's the dad - I'm not good at scientific stuff but even I know that just doesn't make sense :lol:
 
Beckiboo said:
well he claims the eldest two are his kids with ex "wife" Debbie Rowe. The woman who married him for obscene amounts of money then sold her children to him!
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And has just received another (undisclosed) out-of-court pay-off cos she tried to get custody of them back and he settled out of court :roll:
 
I'd never really noticed until I read this thread but it's made me think and I've come to the conclusion that Micheal Jackson might be a little bit 'odd'.

Has anyone else noticed this ?

(BTW - this might be controversial but I reckon he'd had plastic surgery too ?)
 
hounddj said:
I'd never really noticed until I read this thread but it's made me think and I've come to the conclusion that Micheal Jackson might be a little bit 'odd'.

Has anyone else noticed this ?

(BTW - this might be controversial but I reckon he'd had plastic surgery too ?)
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Bite your tongue! Blasphemy!
 
we live in such a political correct world that it is probably best to have kids of different colours these days otherwise you will get called a rasist
 
lynch said:
we live in such a political correct world that it is probably best to have kids of different colours these days otherwise you will get called a rasist
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Im sure you wouldnt get called a racist simply for having kids of the same colour, otherwise pratically 90% of people would be getting abused.
 
You can perfectly have blonde kids out of a mixed marriage; most advertised example is Boris becker and his daughte born to a "beautiful" black woman
Sometimes the colour comes out after 1 or more generation. I think there's a case in some nordic country where the baby is black and the 2 parents are white.
This said, the story of Wacko Jacko is from outer space.
 
Barbie said:
Bubbles the chimp.
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He's dead. 8O:cry:

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Moha said:
You can perfectly have blonde kids out of a mixed marriage; most advertised example is Boris becker and his daughte born to a "beautiful" black woman
Sometimes the colour comes out after 1 or more generation. I think there's a case in some nordic country where the baby is black and the 2 parents are white.
This said, the story of Wacko Jacko is from outer space.
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But Boris Becker's daughter still looks mixed race, even though she has blonde hair and blue eyes. Besides, Boris is albino isnt he so any kid of his is going to be a bit pale!!
 
Moha said:
You can perfectly have blonde kids out of a mixed marriage; most advertised example is Boris becker and his daughte born to a "beautiful" black woman
Sometimes the colour comes out after 1 or more generation. I think there's a case in some nordic country where the baby is black and the 2 parents are white.
This said, the story of Wacko Jacko is from outer space.
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The Boris Becker shagging in a restaraunt cupboard story is one of my favourite stories (well. My favourite ageing German tennis star having sex in a restaurant cupboard stories anyway)
 
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