Valentine's Day Rundowns...

had a wicked night in with a meal consisting of 2 ham and cheese pancakes, and a cheese and tomato microwave pizza. followed by a romantic DVD of Band of Brothers, before i headed off to bed to finish the evening off in style.
 
I'm not a happy bunny. My (now ex) GF texted me on Sunday night to tell me it's over- too late to cancel the dozen red roses I'd ordered to be delivered. She texted me to tell me how lovely they are:evil:. I also had to pay a small cancellation fee for the restaurant reservation. Bugger.
 
Paddy Eeziglow said:
I'm not a happy bunny. My (now ex) GF texted me on Sunday night to tell me it's over- too late to cancel the dozen red roses I'd ordered to be delivered. She texted me to tell me how lovely they are:evil:. I also had to pay a small cancellation fee for the restaurant reservation. Bugger.
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txt her back with a forwarding address to where you want the roses sent. :lol:
 
naddyz said:
I'm shocked and I don't think I can be friends with you any more after that revelation.
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Thank goodness Chewie brought it to our attention. I have added Stuie to my ignore list cos I really don't want to associate with the type of boy who sucks c___ :roll: :lol:
 
Barbie said:
Thank goodness Chewie brought it to our attention. I have added Stuie to my ignore list cos I really don't want to associate with the type of boy who sucks c___ :roll: :lol:
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I know! Can you imagine if the vicar found out! And Robder would absolutely blow his top! (it's so shocking, I'm glad I'm not a sicko who sucks c___ and would find innuendo in 'blow his top' amusing)
 
Cheap innuendo humor is SO annoying! That's why I don't go out in Soho because they're all a bunch of (unts, they all look the same, they all listen to crappy funky music that goes nowhere and all their clubs have the same djs in that all pander to the same old sh*tty formula. Isn't it time they shed some layers after all? blaaaaaaaaahdey blaaaahdey blaaaaah...*fades into background*

(but as s___, I'll be the first to advocate in favour of s___ c___. ;))
 
naddyz said:
:roll:

do you think it's time for a b____ review b____o___?
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He doesn't seem to be taking this c____ sucking matter seriously does he :roll: If he read his B_____ rules and regulations he would know that sucking c____ is cause for immediate expulsion from the B______ 8O :lol:
 
Barbie said:
He doesn't seem to be taking this c____ sucking matter seriously does he :roll: If he read his B_____ rules and regulations he would know that sucking c____ is cause for immediate expulsion from the B______ 8O :lol:
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