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statc said:
Dual_Life I'm from Cleveland. This summer I'll be scouting ibiza to see if it's really as great as the videos make it seem, and if it is, next summer at the ripe age of 18 I'm going to try to got there with a few friends after my senior year.. maybe I'll meet a swedish girl, fall inlove get married and starta a club bigger than Amnesia.
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I went to Ibiza after graduating, at age 18 too. I can't remember much, but I know I went!

Is it as good as the videos say it is? It all depends. Those videos try to find the "wildest" things they can find shooting over a week-long period and then whittle it down to an hour. You'll see a hot, naked Sweede but then you'll also see Greg from Dublin, with his lilly-white skin, mountians of carrot-red hair protruding from every orfice and a beer gut laying right between you and her. It's never as good as what the videos make you believe it is.

As for marrying a woman... This is NO place to find a soulmate, a place to find somebody to screw, mos def, but NOT a place to find that special someone!

In the parking lot of Priv, at about 6 in the morning I got an offer to be fellated. Not knowing Spanish, I thought they needed help with their car. Confused, they left, and after telling my friends what they said, I found out I could of got something, but didn't :cry:
 
Yeah I was just playing around about the marrying thing and I know that it wont eb as good as the videos, but as long as the overall party atmosphere exists, and i wont be the guy in the corner alone, then im happy. Plus I've taken spanish for 4 years and i think i know when not pass up fixing someones car
 
statc said:
Yeah I was just playing around about the marrying thing and I know that it wont eb as good as the videos, but as long as the overall party atmosphere exists, and i wont be the guy in the corner alone, then im happy. Plus I've taken spanish for 4 years and i think i know when not pass up fixing someones car
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I knew Coche, about one of the only words I understood. When they said that I automatically thought they had a problem with their car. What they were actually saying is that they wanted to give me a blowjob in the back of their car. They wanted to change MY oil!

They could of possibly been prostitutes, I don't know, but alcohol and MDMA makes someone do some crazy shit.
 
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