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[mambobirdette]

Well i paid money to look orange

I did everything she said, scrubbed the back of my legs as soon as i come out and they now look paler than the fronts , my feet also look really patchy

My face isnt as brown as the rest of my body even though she told me to leave the stuff on until i got up this morning to wash it off.

So . . . . i think i'll just settle for the sun beds from now on.

 

[DJ Soulman]

We NEED pics

 

[Morbyd]

So . . . . i think i'll just settle for the sun beds from now on.

Or you could just live with your normal skin tone?

That's what I do

 

[mambobirdette]

No way

 

[djchewie]

oh those poor animals who died so u can look like a satsuma.

 

[Peppermint]

10 pounds of carrots would've done the same - healthier too!

 

[mambobirdette]

Exactly Chewie - i'll stick to killing my skin cells next time

 

[mambobirdette]

That's what I do

Easy for you to say with an all year round tan

 

[djchewie]

ARTISTS IMPRESSION

 

[mambobirdette]

Cant see it

 

[Morbyd]

Easy for you to say with an all year round tan

I know 8)

I spent my whole time in Ibiza hiding under a beach umbrella and wearing a stupid-ass hat trying NOT to get more tan Didn't work... still came home looking straight out of Africa

 

[djchewie]

Cant see it

the pic or the overall orangeness?

 

[mambobirdette]

The pic

 

[Leese]

stcik to what you know in future, dont ever listen to us lot on here again

 

[mambobirdette]

I wont

hey, wheres your Liz gone?

 

[Leese]

I wont

hey, wheres your Liz gone?

she's gone I'm afraid, getting a bit old for her own good that one, I did let jjinit say goodbye to her though, cos I know how much he loved her

 

[Holly G]

Well i paid money to look orange

I did everything she said, scrubbed the back of my legs as soon as i come out and they now look paler than the fronts , my feet also look really patchy

My face isnt as brown as the rest of my body even though she told me to leave the stuff on until i got up this morning to wash it off.

So . . . . i think i'll just settle for the sun beds from now on.

Oh dear... Sorry it didn't turn out well!

Btw, I advised you to scrub the soles of your feet, not the backs of your legs... Did the lady tell you to do that??

 

[mambobirdette]

Well i paid money to look orange

I did everything she said, scrubbed the back of my legs as soon as i come out and they now look paler than the fronts , my feet also look really patchy

My face isnt as brown as the rest of my body even though she told me to leave the stuff on until i got up this morning to wash it off.

So . . . . i think i'll just settle for the sun beds from now on.

Oh dear... Sorry it didn't turn out well!

Btw, I advised you to scrub the soles of your feet, not the backs of your legs... Did the lady tell you to do that??

Yes she told me to do that and to do that first as soon as i got out the booth The bitch

Im probably just being fussy because its not absolutley perfect , it'll do for tonight i suppose

 

[djchewie]

1st a dodgy colonic, and now a dodgy fake tan.

 

[Paris400]

Don't sweat it. Lindsay Lohan looks like that all the time.