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Mission Impossible star Cruise vows to eat placenta after birth
By Patrick Mulchrone
TOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby's placenta.
Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".
The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.
He has claimed the baby, due any day, will be delivered in total silence.
The Top Gun star also insisted he "sensed" fianc?e Katie was pregnant before she told him.
And he has blurted out details of the couple's sex life, saying: "It's spectacular."​



The actor, who recently also claimed he has the power to cure drug addicts, has even been carrying out his own medical scans on the foetus after buying himself an ultrasound machine.​

Silent birth is one of the rules of the cult of Scientology, which Cruise is devoted to.​

The cult - founded by the late sci-fi writer L Ron Hubbard - claims that 75 million years ago aliens came to earth and their spirits now infest our bodies.​

Cruise told GQ magazine Hubbard had discovered making a noise had a "negative spiritual effect" on someone giving birth. He insisted that 27-year-old Katie would be allowed to scream, adding cryptically: "It is really about respecting the woman. It's not about her screaming.​

"And scientifically it is proven. Now there are medical research papers that say when a woman's giving birth everyone should be quiet."​

Cruise also revealed he and Katie have been preparing for the birth by holding classes at their Beverly Hills home.​

He said: "We've been studying what a woman goes through. What happens to her body. It's just kind of becoming this fun game of learning."​

Cruise said his sex life with Batman Begins star Katie had made him realise one-night stands were "horrible".​

He added: "Great sex is a by-product for me of a great relationship, where you have communication. It's an extension of that. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks."​

Cruise, who has two adopted children with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, will not be the first star to make a meal out of his baby's placenta.​

Rod Stewart and girlfriend Penny Lancaster took home their baby's placenta, sprinkled it with tee tree oil and buried it in the garden.​

In 1998, Channel 4 chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall fried a placenta with shallots and garlic and served it up to 20 guests, including the baby's mum and dad.​

TV watchdogs later criticised the show, branding it "disagreeable".​

But placenta-eating is considered normal in some cultures. Various recipes include one for placenta lasagne. Some say eating it helps avoid post-natal depression.​
 
silvia said:
He added: "Great sex is a by-product for me of a great relationship, where you have communication. It's an extension of that. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks."​
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The sort communicative exchange where your partner begs to be allowed to be have your baby in a hospital, so you call your mother in to communicate loudly to her that she has to have it in silence at home. Eventually she gives in, in tears natch.

So by Tom's own theory their sex life is rubbish, confirming what is already blindingly obvious. He's a grade-A tosser!
 
I think he's quite a sad scary man.

It seems to me that he's being totally manipulated by old mother Hubbard's cronies to get a piece of hs wealth.

Ironically he has become the worst advert for Scientology, ever. Running around like a dog with two c ocks.

Despite all his bluster he appears to be quite a simple minded bloke, whose proclamations are all "well ron said it's true so it must be".

Quit the funny farm Tom, get out, get laid and spend your money on something meaningful, like drug fuelled group sex. Let Katie go back to Dawson, leave her placenta alone and go and spend a weekend with George Michael. Now he knows how to chillout.

Just don't let him give you a lift.
 
silvia said:
Some say eating it helps avoid post-natal depression.
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This is funny.
I never heard of a man suffering post-natal depressions, shouldn't be Katie the one to eat the placenta 8O


BTW, my brother did the same as Rod Steward, buried the placentas (he has two girls) in the garden, the trees now look big and gorgeous ;)
 
MARKB said:
Quit the funny farm Tom, get out, get laid and spend your money on something meaningful, like drug fuelled group sex. Let Katie go back to Dawson, leave her placenta alone and go and spend a weekend with George Michael. Now he knows how to chillout.

Just don't let him give you a lift.
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:lol: :lol:

I love the recent picture of him in the papers - a ringer for Alexis Sayle :lol:
 
Uh... Peps.... I hate to break it to you, but we're carnivores too :lol:
(though you might argue that we're ominvores, since we're both carnivores and herbivores... unless you're vegetarian)

Here's an idea: someone should write a placenta cook book. ummmm!
 
Buckley said:
He's a grade-A tosser!
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Don't you dare.

Tom Cruise is a LEGEND.

End of.

Do the people who talk about him eating his placenta or whatever have such little self awareness that they're only making them selves look rather vacuous by reading and repeating crap lies or gossip from a pikey tabloid? Seriously?

*Breaths ito paper bag*

"No more rants Dan, you promised..."
 
Dan x said:
Don't you dare.

Tom Cruise is a LEGEND.

End of.

Do the people who talk about him eating his placenta or whatever have such little self awareness that they're only making them selves look rather vacuous by reading and repeating crap lies or gossip from a pikey tabloid? Seriously?

*Breaths ito paper bag*

"No more rants Dan, you promised..."
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He may be a legend, but that doesn't exclude him to be a tosser too (that makes any sense? it does in spanish)
Look Jacko, a legend and now a total disgrace ;)
I don't think a gossip or a lie is in every newspaper in the world.
In my opinion, he is one of the worst actors in the world :D
 
Morbyd said:
Uh... Peps.... I hate to break it to you, but we're carnivores too :lol:
(though you might argue that we're ominvores, since we're both carnivores and herbivores... unless you're vegetarian)
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No we are not carnivores! And actually dogs aren't either. Cats are.
 
Dan x said:
Don't you dare.

Tom Cruise is a LEGEND.

End of.

Do the people who talk about him eating his placenta or whatever have such little self awareness that they're only making them selves look rather vacuous by reading and repeating crap lies or gossip from a pikey tabloid? Seriously?

*Breaths ito paper bag*

"No more rants Dan, you promised..."
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Dan, you can be my wing man anytime...
 
silvia said:
He may be a legend, but that doesn't exclude him to be a tosser too (that makes any sense? it does in spanish)
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On what basis?

Because he made his missus have her baby in abject silence, or because he wants to eat his wife or whatever. Have a look where the sources of your opinions are from.

silvia said:
Look Jacko, a legend and now a total disgrace ;)
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Maybe, but knowing the odd life Jacko's had, I don't think anyone can blame him for his oddness. In fact I think it's kind of cruel to say he's a freak. You wouldn;t say that about anyone else with mental illness, brought on by years of abuse and backstabbing, so why jacko. He needs help.


silvia said:
I don't think a gossip or a lie is in every newspaper in the world.
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Most of them (about famous people) are. They keep coming up because there are legions of housewifes and gossips around the world that thrive on the bad news of others.

silvia said:
In my opinion, he is one of the worst actors in the world :D
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I disagree. One of the greatest hollywood actors of our lifetime. "He does what he does" nigh on perfectly. I appreciate some of his films aren't too taxing on the brain, though they entertain. The aim of (most) films is to entertain, and his do that perfectly IMO.

Though I appreciate your opinion ;)
 
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