jenkemsall hail the return of the pedant!
budget wise, im gonna outparty the lot of you on 20 bucks a day
Google search "jenkem" and you'll see my game 8)8)8)
you taking the piss??
tips for first time ibizan
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you taking the piss??
fatphilb
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jenkems
and a dump, bottling it and sellin it in balloons 8)
I spent £250 in a week, my first time, smashing it up, including Space twice, Manumission, Eden for JS and every other night in West End so don't listen to these mugs. I wasn't scrimping either, just only drank draught beer, not double tart juice with nance cocktails and didn't piss about going on 45 Euro trips on a dinghy with a bunch of slags with FREE 0.3%ABV Sex On The Beach or Sangria or doing activities for double the price because your on holiday, Go Karting etc.
and you managed that how? You must have got very cheap tickets!
Space x 2 = £60-110
Manumissions = £40-50
Eden= Free - £30
That's atleast £100 quid before you've even done anything else.
WLS, 35 Euro. Other Space was a morning session which I think was free. MM = 40 Euro. JS, about 40 Euro. So yeah about £100. Every night in West End was about 10 Euro. Used to get pints of manky vodka for about 3 Euro. Mental. One thing I didn't mention was that being a student, I can make 7 different pasta meals for each night for about 34p which is what we did. I hasten to add this food was better than 90% of the eateries on the island.
WeLuvIbiza
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That's some mean feat to visit every eatery on the island, I would be suprised if any other visitor could make this claim.
Padster
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Utter crap about the food!
WeLuvIbiza
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Indeed Padster. If I could make a meal for 30 odd pence that was better than 90% of the food served throughour the island, I certainly would not be scratting around the gutters looking for tab ends Super Pollack style.
To put it simply, he managed it by lying to try and make himself sound like he's a hardcore drinker.
Note the classic use of "double tart juice with nance cocktails"
And to be honest, if you went to ibiza to spend 34p on super noodles and drink watered down 2-3% lager in the West End every night, then thanks, but no thanks.
Its quite ironic that you put down 'nance' cocktails when the barmen were no doubt laughing at you every time you ordered lager on tap as its the most watered down drink available - so easy to tamper with, i know this for FACT!
Yeah, what have you done you planks. I made a little comment about what I spent and yet again, full on attack. The 30p or whatever I said was obviously just a little exaggeration to make a point. What the hell are you doing coming back like that ? Go beat up an old lady or something. P. S. San Miguel is not watered down anymore in Ibiza than in England, so I was happy. I was not trying to portray myself as a hardcore drinker, where did I say anything about my drinking.
P. P. S. - You thought I actually sat down and calculated my average meal cost over the holiday ? You stupid mug. My point was that cooking pasta every night is a much cheaper alternative to going out to eat, where in many cases, the food is not as nice.
P. P. S. - You thought I actually sat down and calculated my average meal cost over the holiday ? You stupid mug. My point was that cooking pasta every night is a much cheaper alternative to going out to eat, where in many cases, the food is not as nice.
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Moha
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7 different pastas or sauces?
To be fair, recently you have been the first to dish out the "Mug" "Stupid" or "Idiot" insults to anyone who makes a sweeping statement to underline a point.
So perhaps it's a reminder to exercise a little patience with others if you expect the same in return.