puppylover
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
Join the Army, meeting interesting people – kill them
If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you
No one is listening until you make a mistake
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect if back