This made me laugh out loud....

[puppylover]

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/todays-evening-chronicle/2009/11/10/pair-gutted-over-euromillions-lottery-mix-up-72703-25133084/

Unlucky chap - as well as not being able to read a text message he has also been stabbed 5 times in separate incidents - what's the chances! talk about wrong place wrong time (x 5)

 

[Morbyd]

Poor sods.

I love how he borrowed 1000 pounds from relatives to "pay off [£25 in] debts and have a [massive] drink[ing binge with his mates] to help it sink in"

 

[agentundercover]

Of all the things .... he dreamed of buying a house next to Alan Shearer!

 

[puppylover]

Poor sods.

I love how he borrowed 1000 pounds from relatives to "pay off [£25 in] debts and have a [massive] drink[ing binge with his mates] to help it sink in"

lol - you couldnt make it up could you??

 

[MARKB]

Hilarious!

He actually pays to subscribe to a lotto syndicate and pays to get the results texted to his phone. No wonder he's skint.

He wanted to buy a yacht because his family were traditionally in the fishing business? lol: What a boring bastard! No wonder he's been stabbed five times...

 

[Morbyd]

He actually pays to subscribe to a lotto syndicate and pays to get the results texted to his phone. No wonder he's skint.

He wanted to buy a yacht because his family were traditionally in the fishing business? lol: What a boring bastard! No wonder he's been stabbed five times...

Now now, Mark. Not everyone is as brilliant as you and I
Unfortunately, we tend to procreate less

 

[puppylover]

Hilarious!

He actually pays to subscribe to a lotto syndicate and pays to get the results texted to his phone. No wonder he's skint.

He wanted to buy a yacht because his family were traditionally in the fishing business? lol: What a boring bastard! No wonder he's been stabbed five times...

just had to leave the office as I was laughing that much at that comment