Things that make you go "ooow owww ouwww!!"

Koppa getting the pus squeezed out of his knob by the nurse at clap clinic 2 weeks after he gets back from Ibiza!! ;)
 
Beckiboo said:
Paper cuts

Waxing

Stubbing your toe whilst wearing flipflops :x

Hitting the funny bone on your elbow
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I hit my funny bone yesterday, but I think I must have trapped a nerve or something.

My whole arm went numb and my hand felt like one side of it was on fire. It was the most painfull thing i've felt in a while... It was horrible!!

It stayed like that for about 5 minutes, and the pain was unbearable :?:?:?
 
jrd said:
I hit my funny bone yesterday, but I think I must have trapped a nerve or something.

My whole arm went numb and my hand felt like one side of it was on fire. It was the most painfull thing i've felt in a while... It was horrible!!

It stayed like that for about 5 minutes, and the pain was unbearable :?:?:?
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I have done that 8O :x :cry:

being topical......rupturing my ACL a la Michael Owen 8O 8O 8O :x :x

never felt pain like it!!
 
Having major nasal surgery

(Had it 7 days ago, hammer & chisel was involved)

Airway was blocked by a deviated septum and narrow turbonates.

In a couple more weeks (once the swelling goes down) I'll have as much downward thrust as a Sea Harrier!!
 
Jam Man said:
Having major nasal surgery

(Had it 7 days ago, hammer & chisel was involved)

Airway was blocked by a deviated septum and narrow turbonates.

In a couple more weeks (once the swelling goes down) I'll have as much downward thrust as a Sea Harrier!!
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it's the "upward thrust" that would concern me ;)
 
Slamming my knee against my coffee table while getting up.

Hitting my fingers w/ a hammer when I should be hitting the nail.

Getting a cramp in my hamstring while exercising or having sex. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
forgetting to wash my hands thoroughly after chopping chillies and then rubbing my eye.

owwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!:x :cry:
 
grego said:
forgetting to wash my hands thoroughly after chopping chillies and then rubbing my eye.
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Ooh. Chillie story - got a roasted one stuck in my teeth last week. By the time I got it out my mouth was on fire for a good half hour!
 
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