Things that irritate you.

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SpikeyM

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Well, we all love a good moan, don't we? So let's go.

I'll start;

People who don't understand the word "literal". The other day at work, a customer was moaning about us not having something or other in her ridiculously fat daughters size;

"It literally makes my blood boil"

:evil:
 
People who mistake coincidence for irony.

The use of "should of" in place of "should have" or "should've".

Danny Dyer.

"The Preston Boys" on Ibiza 2008 (living TV).

The fact Nandos doesnt deliver.
 
People who don't understand the difference between the words suffice and sufficient.

People who don't walk when on escalators. Especially when you are late for work, or coming out of work away to miss a bus.

Big issue sellers.

My lack of financial common sense.
 
When you have a job interview and they offer you the job and say "take it as a given" then you find out they chose someone else.:evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

Arrogant arseholes on the road who large it and drive around like they are A list mega stars when they are just retarted drug fulled moronic talentless *****s with a fixation on all things crap and tastless.:evil::evil::evil:

People that think what you do to earn a crust is the sum total of all your capabilities and a clear indication of your scruples as a person.:evil:

Arsenal:arrow:

People that use their past as an excuse to be a CxxT:evil:

Hairy women:eek:

Nasty cheap perfume:eek:

Cheesy music:oops:

Crap Parties:rolleyes:

Drunken lecherous toads:evil:

Armpit Warts :confused:

Jim Davidson and Trevor Nelson:rolleyes:
 
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People who take their bike on the train. They either block off the door, or block off the seating section. Why it's still allowed is beyond me.

People who stand in the middle of supermarket isles.

(Loud) Camp people; You Know, you can be gay without feeling the need to inform everyone else within a 5 mile radius of it.

Granny mobiles.

Smelly people.

Fat People.

People who refer to themselves as; Random, Wacky, Zanny, Mental, etc... No, the word you're looking for is twat!
 
coley said:
When you have a job interview and they offer you the job and say "take it as a given" then you find out they chose someone else.:evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:
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Alan Sugar when he says ''You're Fired!". Hang on, they don't even work for you. "Sorry, but your application has been unsuccessful" is what he should say. (thanks viz)
 
Working at the weekend.

Religion.

Bad manners.

Bad parking.

People in clubs asking for a drink of your water.

Gio Goi and G-Star, seems the new chav clothes of choice.

Our society slowly going down the drain.

People not understanding double negatives.

People not understanding the difference between 'learn' and 'teach' , e.g

"my brother learned me how to drive":spank::spank:

The casual attitude to violence people seem to have.
 
twats

People who don't remember they are ready told you their crappy story.:spank:

People who don't own up to their screw ups. they blame everything and everyone else.:twisted::twisted::twisted::spank:
 
People. In general.

Things that aren't as good as i want them to be. That's nearly everything then.

That i'm not having an affair with Sharron Davies :(

Items i'm buying being NLS

My new iMac being crap and no where near as good as a decent PC - hating myself for buying into the hype!

Flights to Ibiza being a rip off and 4/5X "normal" cost for fri/sun/mon departures to/from the island
 
SpikeyM said:
allowed is beyond me.

People who stand in the middle of supermarket isles. Helmets!


People who refer to themselves as; Random, Wacky, Zanny, Mental, etc... No, the word you're looking for is twat!
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Also far out!!!!

Women doing their make up on the train!! I don't shave on the train!!!
 
Put a donk on it and Booty Love!

Any tunes ruined by adding a vocal to it!! I heard Pjanno is next for this treatment if it has already not been done!
 
People who dawdle on the streets of London.

People who stop right in front of you for no apparent reason when your trying to get somewhere.

People with bad BO.

People who sit opposite you on the train with bad breath so every time they yawn or open their mouth your gassed.

People who sit next to you on the train and insist of jabbing you with their arms every 5 seconds.

Rain when your trying to plan something that requires sun and no rain.

Doctors - the people who work on the reception there really have no clue and no interest.

Rudeness and no manners.
 
People not recognising my supreme brilliance, perfection and general all-round fantasticness.
 
Waking up fully clothed (5 hours late for cricket @ The Oval) & realising I'd left my card behind the bar the night before.

To be fair... I haven't done this since yesterday.
 
Emo's
Imaturity
People who don't listen
Bob Sinclar
People who are a complete c**t for no reason at all
Chavs/Neds/Spides/Skangers (whatever you want to call them)
Mornings

J
 
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