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Jamie101

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We all want the night never to end after the partying....are the rumours true that its almost a guaranteed shag???:):rolleyes::twisted:
 
Easiest way to get some in Ibiza, in 3 easy steps:

Presented by Greg Tha Klubbhead:

1.) Walk into any club/bar

2.) Yell at the top of your lungs: "WHO WANTS TO ****!!!??"

3.) Watch the trim flock to you, and take home the first one you see.

Enjoy! :p
 
another option is to board the ferry at the port,get the mallorca ferry,and then go a bus from palma to magaluff,thats th eoption for you id say :)
 
If you´re coming out here to get laid, you´re coming to the wrong place...

you may well get lucky but it´s not really about that over here. stick to the west end and you´ll probably find something to take home though.
 
Ignore these boring losers mate, it's full of the snatch. Personalties Utagaura? You some kind of lefty?

Two nights in particular well known for being full of scrubbers, your bang on to get a banga banging... get yourself to Home of La troya & Matinee - you wont be able to move for the flange.

Also get yourself to Beverely, they have birds get in free there.

Tell em El Ste sent ya!
 
dan_in_ibiza said:
you may well get lucky but it´s not really about that over here. stick to the west end and you´ll probably find something to take home though.
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A dose ??

agentundercover said:
Ignore these boring losers mate, it's full of the snatch. Personalties Utagaura? You some kind of lefty?

Two nights in particular well known for being full of scrubbers, your bang on to get a banga banging... get yourself to Home of La troya & Matinee - you wont be able to move for the flange.

Also get yourself to Beverely, they have birds get in free there.

Tell em El Ste sent ya!
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:lol: that Beverleys is funkin amazing, you'd have to be battered by the ugly tree and then some not to pull in there. Love the place. Rock on :lol:
 
Some shocking advice on this thread.

I have bonked in every room of my apartment every visit. On the beach etc.

It's no big deal.
 
Jamie101 said:
We all want the night never to end after the partying....are the rumours true that its almost a guaranteed shag???:):rolleyes::twisted:
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Yeah they absolutely fling themselves at you. It's ridiculous.

You can't get out of the club without some sex-crazed banshee leaping from the the light-rig, shrieking for c**k. It's like some porn version of 28-Days Later I'm telling you.

If that doesn't happen to you, you may aswell fling yourself under the nearest bus.

;)

Or it may be the case that you've been misinformed
 
agentundercover said:
Ignore these boring losers mate, it's full of the snatch. Personalties Utagaura? You some kind of lefty?

Two nights in particular well known for being full of scrubbers, your bang on to get a banga banging... get yourself to Home of La troya & Matinee - you wont be able to move for the flange.

Also get yourself to Beverely, they have birds get in free there.

Tell em El Ste sent ya!
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:lol:

Made my day there, Big G!
 
WeLuvIbiza said:
How do you normally get on when trying to score @ Matinee, Morbyd?

:lol::lol::lol:
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I haven't been in years because it usually starts in July and we've gone in June the past few times. Looking forward to trying it on at Matinee this September ;)

Although I did have at least 3 good opportunities at a Matinee World Tour party in Moscow a month or two ago :lol:
 
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