Which one are you, women????
The Which Female Stereotype Am I? Test
1. Alright, first and foremost, are you are female?
Yes. I prefer grrl or womyn though.
Yes, and girl or woman is just fine.
Nope, I'm a gross dude.
Ugh, what is gender, really?
2. In high school, were you hot and/or popular?
I was hot and popular.
I was pretty popular, but not for my looks.
No, but I wanted to be.
No, and I didn't care.
3. How is your overall nature?
I do my best to look my best... whatever it takes.
I'm into sports. Who care's if I have to play with boys?
Uber-intelligent, and maybe bitchy.
I'm always on the look-out for some good sex.
4. Have you ever kissed another female?
Yes. But it was dare/I was drunk/we were only experimenting/I wanted to impress a dude
No. But I would on a dare/because I was drunk/to impress guys
No. And I wouldn't.
Yes. Because I like females.
5. What do you normally read for pleasure?
Newpapers and new or science-related magazines.
Bestselling fictional books.
Women's Magazines.
Alternative Magazines.
6. Are you larger than the typical magazine model?
Yes
No
7. What color is your hair (naturally, unless stated otherwise)?
Blonde. I dyed it.
Blonde. It's natural. (dirty blondes here too)
Brown. (both light and dark)
Redhead.
8. Which one of these best captures the essence of your laugh?
It's very loud and obnoxious.
It's loud but people like it.
It's a normal volume giggle.
I don't really laugh. But if something is really funny, I'll smile.
9. How often do you use the words: "whatever, as if, like," and "um?"
In nearly every sentence I speak.
Frequently
Sometimes
Rarely
10. What parts do you shave?
Legs, armpits, "down there;" where ever I don't want hair. Or I get it all waxed.
Legs and armpits.
I don't shave.
Only what I feel like when I feel like it.
The Which Female Stereotype Am I? Test
1. Alright, first and foremost, are you are female?
Yes. I prefer grrl or womyn though.
Yes, and girl or woman is just fine.
Nope, I'm a gross dude.
Ugh, what is gender, really?
2. In high school, were you hot and/or popular?
I was hot and popular.
I was pretty popular, but not for my looks.
No, but I wanted to be.
No, and I didn't care.
3. How is your overall nature?
I do my best to look my best... whatever it takes.
I'm into sports. Who care's if I have to play with boys?
Uber-intelligent, and maybe bitchy.
I'm always on the look-out for some good sex.
4. Have you ever kissed another female?
Yes. But it was dare/I was drunk/we were only experimenting/I wanted to impress a dude
No. But I would on a dare/because I was drunk/to impress guys
No. And I wouldn't.
Yes. Because I like females.
5. What do you normally read for pleasure?
Newpapers and new or science-related magazines.
Bestselling fictional books.
Women's Magazines.
Alternative Magazines.
6. Are you larger than the typical magazine model?
Yes
No
7. What color is your hair (naturally, unless stated otherwise)?
Blonde. I dyed it.
Blonde. It's natural. (dirty blondes here too)
Brown. (both light and dark)
Redhead.
8. Which one of these best captures the essence of your laugh?
It's very loud and obnoxious.
It's loud but people like it.
It's a normal volume giggle.
I don't really laugh. But if something is really funny, I'll smile.
9. How often do you use the words: "whatever, as if, like," and "um?"
In nearly every sentence I speak.
Frequently
Sometimes
Rarely
10. What parts do you shave?
Legs, armpits, "down there;" where ever I don't want hair. Or I get it all waxed.
Legs and armpits.
I don't shave.
Only what I feel like when I feel like it.
