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[gingerfreak]

Been looking at some villas. They all seem about 20% more than this year, and my budget doesn't quite run to Fata Morgana (or whatever it's called, the one with the courtyard).

You?

 

[gingerfreak]

You may find this hard to believe, but my experience has been exactly the same. Spooky, huh?

 

[gingerfreak]

Very spooky.

Right, no offence, but I'm bored. Best go do some work. Catch you later.

 

[gingerfreak]

Laters!

 

[gingerfreak]

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Anybody there? Anybody there? Anybody there?

 

[gingerfreak]

Sssh! Not so loud! Someone might hear and come back to spout more nonsense (albeit generally grammatically correct and occasionally amusing nonsense)! B______s - whatever that is - and something about Ken Dodd's ill labrador, or something. Stuff like that.

And that's before Stephen starts calling us all "junior management on acid".

 

[agentundercover]

stop playing with your self!

back in the room - panic over!

 

[Morbyd]

Probably the best conversation anyone has had with themselves in the history of Spotlight!

and on the upside, the site is finally back online!

 

[djchewie]

mick, why have the band split?

 

[gingerfreak]

The band were getting a bit miffed with all my hair-product riders. Plus I kept getting all the "burds".

Let's be honest, I didn't need those losers. And I'd just landed a job in B&Q (Catford), on the tills, and I only get 3 weeks holiday a year, so touring was getting difficult.

 

[Dr Mick]

mick, why have the band split?

Musical differences. However Doctor Mick and the Feelgoods will be doing one last tour of east London's seediest watering holes, starting tomorrow night.

 

[puppylover]

Well it was always kinda orange wasn't it?

Before

After

yes you are quite orange these days ---- Bear Maimer!!!!!!

 

[gingerfreak]

God I'm handsome.

 

[gingerfreak]

For a red cross.

 

[puppylover]

Can you not see them ? Everyone else can.....

 

[gingerfreak]

No I can't. Surely nobody else can really? This isn't the Emperor's new clothes all over again is it? You know I'm easily confused.

 

[puppylover]

well ok - when I said "everyone" I did really mean me.....

Can anyone else see Gingerfreak in all his ginger glory ??????

 

[Barbie]

well ok - when I said "everyone" I did really mean me.....

Can anyone else see Gingerfreak in all his ginger glory ??????

I can see it and it's the funniest thing I've seen all day - thanks Pups

Absolute quality, you should have been a hairdresser with a talent like that

 

[gingerfreak]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Stephanie

 

[gingerfreak]

I wish I'd finished your bear off, and not just given him a short back-and-sides.