Apologies if this has already been discussed, but I've only just seen it.
David's missus Cathy Guetta has brought out her own perfume called 'Ibiza' which comes in a slightly tacky disco ball. Had a sniff in Superdrug the other day and it didn't ding my dong.
.....and it bears absolutely no relevance to its name.....just like a lot of 'Ibiza' merchandise. How easily people are sold something rubbish just because of the name.
Escada did a fruity one called Ibiza Hippie (what like the old men you get at Es Cana?) which seems to have been rebranded as Pacific Paradise. Certainly smells and looks the same.
Did you know that the first traders of perfume were the Phoenicians....The Purple People. They used to occupy Ibiza, in a friendly way. Maybe they liked perfume so much because they spent so much time at sea.
How about a one with the smell of the Bogs at Privilage ... All us Ibiza casualities could sniff it and hoy ... just like being in the Club, and remeber our Hols.
How about a one with the smell of the Bogs at Privilage ... All us Ibiza casualities could sniff it and hoy ... just like being in the Club, and remeber our Hols.
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