The perils of children & goldfish!!

Stole a lamb once on a school field trip.

Hid it under my jumper and decided I was going to rear it with a friend in her back garden.

We convinced ourselves her mum would've been into it (and she possibly would bless her - I loved that woman!)

...the bubble burst when the lamb started baa-ing (after the bus had set off I might add) while the register was being taken.

They turned the bus around, I had to apologise to the farmer for stealing his lamb and my punishment was to stand in front of the staff room every lunch time for two weeks. :cry:

Still haven't got my lamb. :lol:


There is a book in that!!!
 
out of interest jake, how did you know they were on the last fins??

The one that has gone started to lean to one side. And eventually ended up so it's tail was pointing to the floor and head pointing to the surface.

The other fish (a black one) has now got little white balls on his side but is swimming ok. I think we have been sold two diseased fish tbh!
 
I sympathise with the little toddler!

I was so upset when my little black moor got fin flop (named Vado with help from Catalan Sil :lol:)...I even carried out euthanasia by freezing him and had a small funeral procession to the canal with a little tupperware as his coffin. :oops: :oops: :oops:
 
I remember when I was at senior school there was always "stories" of weirdos and people being out on our cross country track and we were told not to go over there alone or unsupervised. Our cross country track was a real track that runners and horse riders could use just on the outskirts of our school so there was a chance there could be people out there that werent anything to do with the school. Again nobody actually saw anything was just stories from a "friend of a friend" :lol:
 
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