The greatest DJ Bio ever

MiniMarc said:
Found a new , totally serious beauty....

In his sets he nourishes the audience on sombre, hazy drones and fantastical soundscapes permutated by deep and shifting rhythms and creates a sonic experience in which dramaturgical density, deep timbres, and sound’s intense physicality and coarse materiality predominate. His sets are much like a wide-awake dream in which he invites the audience to an exploration of the intersecting trajectories of sound research, dramaturgy, narration, and affect in contemporary electronic music.
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I'm a native English speaker who went to a very good university.
I'm also quite familiar with dance music and the nightclub scene.
I mention all this only to add context to what I'm about to say:
I read this twice, and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS!
 
Morbyd said:
I'm a native English speaker who went to a very good university.
I'm also quite familiar with dance music and the nightclub scene.
I mention all this only to add context to what I'm about to say:
I read this twice, and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS!
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So... this is aimed at Hard Dance fans.
Do they look for 'fantastical soundscapes' during a 'sonic experience' on a night out?
Thought it was all about getting mashed with your friends? :lol:
 
What the heck is dramaturgical density? They're just throwing letters together! Dramaturgical isn't even a word! I double-checked!
 
The bio above isnt for a hard dance dj. Upon further investigation the guy doesnt really 'dj' as such . more plays various bits of scary noise but whatever he plays the language in his bio is bonkers!
 
ah the one i put up above isnt for andy whitby , someone totally different, just made me laugh so added it to this thread
 
From his FB page:

Andy Whitby is the whirlwind Hard Dance was waiting for – a refreshing and creative force at work. He is widely acknowledged by his peers as leading the forward charge, and constantly pushing the boundaries of the harder side of dance music.
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