The greatest DJ Bio ever

His management have changed it, this is the original cringe worthy material.

https://web.archive.org/web/20130208023954/http://www.djguide.nl/djinfo.p?djid=4965

A few of my mates grew up with Mr Whitby, and now he blanks them all. True story, he was playing at a festival on the same line up as his girlfriend, but he refused to drive with her to the same gig in the same car.

He has done as well as anyone in the Hard Dance scene can and he has plenty of fans but I don't know that many people who have a nice thing to say about him.
 
acidliam said:
His management have changed it, this is the original cringe worthy material.

https://web.archive.org/web/20130208023954/http://www.djguide.nl/djinfo.p?djid=4965

A few of my mates grew up with Mr Whitby, and now he blanks them all. True story, he was playing at a festival on the same line up as his girlfriend, but he refused to drive with her to the same gig in the same car.

He has done as well as anyone in the Hard Dance scene can and he has plenty of fans but I don't know that many people who have a nice thing to say about him.
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OOOOOOFT!!!
 
Unless you like your ARD OUSE then there isn't a reason you would have, which makes his self importance even more entertaining.
 
Found a new , totally serious beauty....

In his sets he nourishes the audience on sombre, hazy drones and fantastical soundscapes permutated by deep and shifting rhythms and creates a sonic experience in which dramaturgical density, deep timbres, and sound’s intense physicality and coarse materiality predominate. His sets are much like a wide-awake dream in which he invites the audience to an exploration of the intersecting trajectories of sound research, dramaturgy, narration, and affect in contemporary electronic music.

I think it means he plays house n techno?

this is for a very serious dj from the Boiler Room fraternity...
 
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acidliam said:
Saying that, you've heard of him now, so in a round about way, its PR genius.
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This bio pops up every now and then. The fact it seems to come and go in circles on social media means it's extra PR for him. And it's a bio you'll certainly remember.
 
Apparently, it was a joke. But if you've ever met the lad you'll know that sometimes the lines of parody and reality blur.
 
Unfortunately i checked out the guys stuff above and he does indeed make weird sonic soundscapes , not sure if it warrented the turbo waffle tho.

Still sure that dramaturgy isnt a word
 
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