matt collins
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Balotelli's already started warming up by setting his house on fire.
What a star, am starting to like him
What a star, am starting to like him
The Footy... (2011-2012 season)
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20 years old - wads of cash, how many of us would like to pretend we'd be sensible?
Now suggested that he's organising the Citeh Xmas party!!
Now suggested that he's organising the Citeh Xmas party!!
Last night a source close to the player said: "Mario isn't one for drinking and falling out of clubs, he just thinks he can take a party to the next level.
"But some of the lads aren't so sure. They are half-expecting imported snow with tigers and dwarves.
He is always on the look-out for the next big laugh and it's just as likely everyone would turn up to an empty room.
"Skipper Vincent Kompany and manager Roberto Mancini will have a lot to say about what goes on but Mario has this cheeky glint in his eye and it is making people extremely nervous."
"But some of the lads aren't so sure. They are half-expecting imported snow with tigers and dwarves.
He is always on the look-out for the next big laugh and it's just as likely everyone would turn up to an empty room.
"Skipper Vincent Kompany and manager Roberto Mancini will have a lot to say about what goes on but Mario has this cheeky glint in his eye and it is making people extremely nervous."
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agentundercover
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20 years old - wads of cash, how many of us would like to pretend we'd be sensible?
Now suggested that he's organising the Citeh Xmas party!!
Last night a source close to the player said: "Mario isn't one for drinking and falling out of clubs, he just thinks he can take a party to the next level.
"But some of the lads aren't so sure. They are half-expecting imported snow with tigers and dwarves.
He is always on the look-out for the next big laugh and it's just as likely everyone would turn up to an empty room.
"Skipper Vincent Kompany and manager Roberto Mancini will have a lot to say about what goes on but Mario has this cheeky glint in his eye and it is making people extremely nervous."
PMSL at that hat is it real?
Hear about him running back to the burning house for a suitcase - love to know what was in that.
Gap in the squads told today (bringing on Dzecko & Nasri
), lack of quality midfield & his defensive leaders going missing (red nose singled out rio/evra).
That was a thumping, one of my city mates called it before the match. I thought he was wishful thinking.
Oh Balotelli he's a striker…
He's good at darts
He's allergic to grass but when he play He's ****ing class.
Drives round Moss Side/ with a wallet full of cash
He Reads jazz mags in front of his lass
Can't put on his vest But when he does he is the best
Goes into schools Tells teachers all the rules
Sets fire to his gaff With rockets from his bath
Doesn't give a ****/ Cos he did it for a laugh
Runs back to his house For a suitcase full of cash
Oh Balotelli …
Going to be a long song this by the end of the season,
He's good at darts
He's allergic to grass but when he play He's ****ing class.
Drives round Moss Side/ with a wallet full of cash
He Reads jazz mags in front of his lass
Can't put on his vest But when he does he is the best
Goes into schools Tells teachers all the rules
Sets fire to his gaff With rockets from his bath
Doesn't give a ****/ Cos he did it for a laugh
Runs back to his house For a suitcase full of cash
Oh Balotelli …
Going to be a long song this by the end of the season,
matt collins
Active Member
Silva reads Razzle?