The first of many....

[dw151174]

.......The England team are going to change the emblem on there shirts. Three lions will become three tampons to celebrate their worst f***ing period in history.

I thank you......!

 

[Emma_22]

One I got sent today via email:

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday
when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law
and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree
possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him!
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references
and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary
custody to the England Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are
not currently capable of beating anyone.

 

[Deano1974]

Whats the difference between Englands football team and Lewis Hamilton?

Lewis Hamilton still has Mclaren!



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Sorry!