The Cow

[Barbie]

Can we please name the cow cos I'm finding it quite impersonal just referring to it as 'the cow'.

Thanks

 

[naddyz]

Colette

 

[stuie]

I can't think of any cow names

 

[Barbie]

I can't think of any cow names

And it's blatantly got to be a stereotypical cow name as Hortensia was a really common horse name

 

[naddyz]

Razina - sounds quite exciting. I made that one up

Lulu

Kitty

Milka (like the chocolate)

Bomboletta (it's on this can of air spray on my desk - I think it's italian for can or something...)

 

[naddyz]

And it's blatantly got to be a stereotypical cow name as Hortensia was a really common horse name

I hope you don't mean like daisy or clover! Common as muck cows names....

Pat (as in cow pat!) or patty

 

[naddyz]

I hope you don't mean like daisy or clover! Common as muck cows names....

Pat (as in cow pat!) or patty

I quite like Patty actually..Patty the cow

what a weird name patty is, it makes me think of patting things pat pat pat.

 

[Kang]

How about Daisy

 

[naddyz]

I quite like Patty actually..Patty the cow

what a weird name patty is, it makes me think of patting things pat pat pat.

it's also one of those words that looks like it's spelt wrong because it seems to obvious

 

[stuie]

Anyone fancy coming for a ride on Patty?

 

[Jam Man]

Maureen

(Mo Cow for short)

 

[Robder]

Colette

Oooh I've been really busy and missed the cow naming game!

I like Colette the cow!

 

[sandi]

Look at what our lovely cow has been up to now!

 

[naddyz]

Look at what our lovely cow has been up to now!

what a really quite incredible multi talented cow that is, absolutely fantastic. I wonder if it was this talented before the death?

 

[sandi]

He was quite a run of the mill cow before 'the death' now he's got a new leese of life.
BTW Is he a he or a she?

 

[Robder]

Definately a her...(please can we call her Colette - she can have a Jersey cow friend called Patty).

It's quite normal for near death experiences to cause people to wake up and discover their life's potential!

 

[Robder]

Definately a her...(please can we call her Colette - she can have a Jersey cos friend called Patty).

It's quite normal for near death experiences to cause people to wake up and discover their life's potential!

Just look at what Stuie's achieved since his near death referral.

 

[naddyz]

He was quite a run of the mill cow before 'the death' now he's got a new leese of life.
BTW Is he a he or a she?

I hope we havent been milking a he

 

[Robder]

I hope we havent been milking a he

(Are you sure you're not feigning surprise? *everso slightly worried about Nick*)

 

[naddyz]

(Are you sure you're not feigning surprise? *everso slightly worried about Nick*)

*wipes cream from lips*