that joke
- Thread starter jjinit
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This hunter rides into camp on horseback. When he gets there, he's greeted by a guide with a lisp named Gary.
The hunter jumps off his horse and Gary looks at him and says,
"Hey Mithter, thaths a pretty nithe horthe you have there, can I thee her eythes?".
Well this hunter looks at Gary and figures, what the heck, so he lifts Gary up to look in the horses eyes and sets him back down. Gary looks at the hunter and says,
"Yep, that thure ith a pretty horthe mithter, it thure hath pretty eyeths. Can I thee her eearths?"
Once again, the hunter looks at Gary and figures, sure, why not. So he lifts Gary up again to look at the horses ears then sets him back on the ground. Once again, Gary says to the hunter,
"Yep Derrick, that thure ith a pretty horthe you got there mithter, it thure has pretty eearths. Can I see her twat?" Well that's about all Derrick could take of Gary, so he grabbed Gary by the scruff of the neck, dragged him around behind the horse, lifted up its tail and ground Gary's face right into the horses rear end! Derrick sets Gary back on the ground and Gary said, "Let me refwrathe that, can I thee her gallop!
The hunter jumps off his horse and Gary looks at him and says,
"Hey Mithter, thaths a pretty nithe horthe you have there, can I thee her eythes?".
Well this hunter looks at Gary and figures, what the heck, so he lifts Gary up to look in the horses eyes and sets him back down. Gary looks at the hunter and says,
"Yep, that thure ith a pretty horthe mithter, it thure hath pretty eyeths. Can I thee her eearths?"
Once again, the hunter looks at Gary and figures, sure, why not. So he lifts Gary up again to look at the horses ears then sets him back on the ground. Once again, Gary says to the hunter,
"Yep Derrick, that thure ith a pretty horthe you got there mithter, it thure has pretty eearths. Can I see her twat?" Well that's about all Derrick could take of Gary, so he grabbed Gary by the scruff of the neck, dragged him around behind the horse, lifted up its tail and ground Gary's face right into the horses rear end! Derrick sets Gary back on the ground and Gary said, "Let me refwrathe that, can I thee her gallop!