test for boys

[mikkak]

The Jerk Test
If you buy a woman an expensive dinner, do you expect her to have sex with you?
yes no

Have you ever found out that it was a woman's "time of the month" and postponed your plans with her?
yes no

Have you ever dated a woman just to get to her friend who you really wanted to date?
yes no

A friend invites you to their very exclusive poker game. The problem - it's also your girlfriend's birthday and you've already told her about your plans to take her to her favorite restaurant. Would you:
Play poker and take your girlfriend out another day.
Skip the game and take your girlfriend out as promised.
Dump your girlfriend and play poker.

If you were on a horrible date and spotted the woman you really wanted to ask out, would you:
Start talking to the woman and blow off your date.
Tell your date that you think the other woman is "hot".
Act like a human being and ignore the other woman.

Would you refuse to date a woman if you found out she had children?
yes no

Have you ever yelled at your mother?
yes no

Have you ever told a woman that you had to get up early so she wouldn't stay over?
yes no

Have you ever shown naked pictures of your girlfriend to your friends?
yes no

Do you think women should be seen and not heard?
yes no

 

[bripmon]

The Jerk Test

If you buy a woman an expensive dinner, do you expect her to have sex with you?
yes no , but it would be nice!!!!

Have you ever found out that it was a woman's "time of the month" and postponed your plans with her?
yes no

Have you ever dated a woman just to get to her friend who you really wanted to date?
yes no

A friend invites you to their very exclusive poker game. The problem - it's also your girlfriend's birthday and you've already told her about your plans to take her to her favorite restaurant. Would you:
Play poker and take your girlfriend out another day.
Skip the game and take your girlfriend out as promised.
Dump your girlfriend and play poker. I am just kidding about this, but it's too funny!!!!

If you were on a horrible date and spotted the woman you really wanted to ask out, would you:
Start talking to the woman and blow off your date.
Tell your date that you think the other woman is "hot".
Act like a human being and ignore the other woman.

Would you refuse to date a woman if you found out she had children?
yes no

Have you ever yelled at your mother?
yes no

Have you ever told a woman that you had to get up early so she wouldn't stay over?
yes no

Have you ever shown naked pictures of your girlfriend to your friends?
yes no

Do you think women should be seen and not heard?
yes no

 

[Morbyd]

I see this test as something akin to a minefield. I'm not going near it

 

[Paddy Eeziglow]

If you buy a woman an expensive dinner, do you expect her to have sex with you?
No. It's always a bonus if it does happen though.

Have you ever found out that it was a woman's "time of the month" and postponed your plans with her?
yes. But in all fairness it was my mother.

Have you ever dated a woman just to get to her friend who you really wanted to date?
No.

A friend invites you to their very exclusive poker game. The problem - it's also your girlfriend's birthday and you've already told her about your plans to take her to her favorite restaurant. Would you:

Skip the game and take your girlfriend out as promised.


If you were on a horrible date and spotted the woman you really wanted to ask out, would you:

Act like a human being and ignore the other woman.

Would you refuse to date a woman if you found out she had children?
No. But there again, it depends on how many children AND how many fathers!

Have you ever yelled at your mother?
yes. As a teenager.

Have you ever told a woman that you had to get up early so she wouldn't stay over?
yes. But it was true.

Have you ever shown naked pictures of your girlfriend to your friends?
No

Do you think women should be seen and not heard?
No

 

[PachaGirl79]

This is HILARIOUS lol....aaaw, we have such wonderful men on this site

Come on Morbyd... what are you worried about you devil?

 

[mikkak]

This is HILARIOUS lol....aaaw, we have such wonderful men on this site

Come on Morbyd... what are you worried about you devil?

Yesss, what are you afraid of??????

 

[trumplesneaker]

The Jerk Test
If you buy a woman an expensive dinner, do you expect her to have sex with you?
yes no

Have you ever found out that it was a woman's "time of the month" and postponed your plans with her?
yes no

Have you ever dated a woman just to get to her friend who you really wanted to date?
yes no guilty as charged

A friend invites you to their very exclusive poker game. The problem - it's also your girlfriend's birthday and you've already told her about your plans to take her to her favorite restaurant. Would you:
Play poker and take your girlfriend out another day.
Skip the game and take your girlfriend out as promised.
Dump your girlfriend and play poker.

If you were on a horrible date and spotted the woman you really wanted to ask out, would you:
Start talking to the woman and blow off your date. A horrible date needs ending

Tell your date that you think the other woman is "hot".
Act like a human being and ignore the other woman.

Would you refuse to date a woman if you found out she had children?
yes no

Have you ever yelled at your mother?
yes no but not recently

Have you ever told a woman that you had to get up early so she wouldn't stay over?
yes no

Have you ever shown naked pictures of your girlfriend to your friends?
yes no but she gave permission!!!!

Do you think women should be seen and not heard?
yes no the noisier the better!

 

[platty]

The Jerk Test
If you buy a woman an expensive dinner, do you expect her to have sex with you?
yes no

Have you ever found out that it was a woman's "time of the month" and postponed your plans with her?
yes no
Have you ever dated a woman just to get to her friend who you really wanted to date?
yes no

A friend invites you to their very exclusive poker game. The problem - it's also your girlfriend's birthday and you've already told her about your plans to take her to her favorite restaurant. Would you:
Play poker and take your girlfriend out another day.
Skip the game and take your girlfriend out as promised.
Dump your girlfriend and play poker.

If you were on a horrible date and spotted the woman you really wanted to ask out, would you:
Start talking to the woman and blow off your date.
Tell your date that you think the other woman is "hot".
Act like a human being and ignore the other woman.

Would you refuse to date a woman if you found out she had children?
yes no
Have you ever yelled at your mother?
yes no

Have you ever told a woman that you had to get up early so she wouldn't stay over?
yes no

Have you ever shown naked pictures of your girlfriend to your friends?
yes no

Do you think women should be seen and not heard?
yes no

 

[Morbyd]

This is HILARIOUS lol....aaaw, we have such wonderful men on this site

Come on Morbyd... what are you worried about you devil?

Yesss, what are you afraid of??????

My own answers

I'd prefer that you ladies think well of me

 

[mikkak]

This is HILARIOUS lol....aaaw, we have such wonderful men on this site

Come on Morbyd... what are you worried about you devil?

Yesss, what are you afraid of??????

My own answers

I'd prefer that you ladies think well of me

I won't change what I think of you whatever you answer in the test, I promise.

 

[pip uk]

If you buy a woman an expensive dinner, do you expect her to have sex with you?
yes NO - of course not

Have you ever found out that it was a woman's "time of the month" and postponed your plans with her?
yes NO - never

Have you ever dated a woman just to get to her friend who you really wanted to date?
YES no - guilty

A friend invites you to their very exclusive poker game. The problem - it's also your girlfriend's birthday and you've already told her about your plans to take her to her favorite restaurant. Would you:
Play poker and take your girlfriend out another day.
Skip the game and take your girlfriend out as promised. - YES
Dump your girlfriend and play poker.

If you were on a horrible date and spotted the woman you really wanted to ask out, would you:
Start talking to the woman and blow off your date.
Tell your date that you think the other woman is "hot".
Act like a human being and ignore the other woman. - YES

Would you refuse to date a woman if you found out she had children?
yes NO - makes no difference at all

Have you ever yelled at your mother?
yes NO - not done

Have you ever told a woman that you had to get up early so she wouldn't stay over?
YES no - but with good reason

Have you ever shown naked pictures of your girlfriend to your friends?
yes NO - never had any

Do you think women should be seen and not heard?
yes NO - not at all

 

[jjinit]

The Jerk Test
If you buy a woman an expensive dinner, do you expect her to have sex with you?

no

Have you ever found out that it was a woman's "time of the month" and postponed your plans with her?
no

Have you ever dated a woman just to get to her friend who you really wanted to date?
no

A friend invites you to their very exclusive poker game. The problem - it's also your girlfriend's birthday and you've already told her about your plans to take her to her favorite restaurant. Would you:
Play poker and take your girlfriend out another day.
Skip the game and take your girlfriend out as promised.
Dump your girlfriend and play poker.

Take her out as promised

If you were on a horrible date and spotted the woman you really wanted to ask out, would you:
Start talking to the woman and blow off your date.
Tell your date that you think the other woman is "hot".
Act like a human being and ignore the other woman.

I have actually been in this situation, I basically "tapped up" the other woman whilst my date went to the loos, 2 days later me & the other woman went out and saw each other for about a year


Would you refuse to date a woman if you found out she had children?

no way, at least you know she puts out!!

Have you ever yelled at your mother?
unfortunately yes, but havent we all??

Have you ever told a woman that you had to get up early so she wouldn't stay over?

Not exactly but something very similar

Have you ever shown naked pictures of your girlfriend to your friends?
no

Do you think women should be seen and not heard? no

 

[mikkak]

JJ, so you did my test!!!!!!!!!!! don't need to do it myself, jeje
but it's a test for men, because I think women don't have to answer such a questions, no way because we know the answer.

 

[jjinit]

JJ, so you did my test!!!!!!!!!!! don't need to do it myself, jeje
but it's a test for men, because I think women don't have to answer such a questions, no way because we know the answer.

I answered honestly and dont hink i did too bad??

 

[discodude]

i dont think i would do any of that horrible things...

cept for maybe the poker game.... i am a professional poker player so may have to play if it was a big tourny or somfin....

 

[mikkak]

JJ, so you did my test!!!!!!!!!!! don't need to do it myself, jeje
but it's a test for men, because I think women don't have to answer such a questions, no way because we know the answer.

I answered honestly and dont hink i did too bad??

you didn't

 

[CanadaKid]

Ahh what the hell, why not.

The Jerk Test
If you buy a woman an expensive dinner, do you expect her to have sex with you?
Nope

Have you ever found out that it was a woman's "time of the month" and postponed your plans with her?
No

Have you ever dated a woman just to get to her friend who you really wanted to date?
No, why wouldn't I just ask out her friend?

A friend invites you to their very exclusive poker game. The problem - it's also your girlfriend's birthday and you've already told her about your plans to take her to her favorite restaurant. Would you:
Skip the game and take your girlfriend out as promised. I could hit 5 royal flushes and it won't make up for the amount of trouble I'd be in for for missing her birthday

If you were on a horrible date and spotted the woman you really wanted to ask out, would you:
Act like a human being and ignore the other woman.

Would you refuse to date a woman if you found out she had children?
Yes, but only because of the age I am at right now. Completely a different stage in life

Have you ever yelled at your mother?
Yes and not proud of it at all

Have you ever told a woman that you had to get up early so she wouldn't stay over?
No, I don't get the problem guys have with women staying over. Isn't that the reason for morning sex?

Have you ever shown naked pictures of your girlfriend to your friends?
No and I don't think I ever would

Do you think women should be seen and not heard?
No... unless they are dumb

 

[Conrado]

Can I add a question on this test for boys?

"Would you lie on this test so that women on the board will have a good impression of you?"
Yes
Yes, but don't let them know that.
No, not at all (meet me outside, you b*stard).

 

[silvia]

Can I add a question on this test for boys?

"Would you lie on this test so that women on the board will have a good impression of you?"
Yes
Yes, but don't let them know that.
No, not at all (meet me outside, you b*stard).

 

[PachaGirl79]

Not every guy is a big DAWG like you Conrado

I truthfully thought more guys would go after the other woman if they were on a bad date.

To not hang out with a girl because she is on her period... LOLOLOL how sleazy is that!!!