Take your partner by the hand...

Mine cut and pasted from a Beckiboo threas linked below:


Was in a crap local pub on a rainy Tuesday night. It's virtually empty and we're only there because my mate's cousin is over from Ireland. This beautiful model comes up behind me, taps me on the shoulder:

The current Mrs B (to be, at that point): Er, hi...are you a hairdresser?

Buckley: No, why do say that?

TCMB: Well, you just look like one and you dress like one.

B: ?

Some small talk is made and then:

TCMB: Er, well I better go back to my friend......


B (getting mobile from back pocket): Ok then. I suppose you might as well give me your number too.

TCMB: Why would I want to that?

B: So I can call you to arrange going out for a drink, of course.

TCMB: What makes you think I want to do that?

B: Because you didn't come over here because you thought I were a hairdresser.....

And the rest is exactly as they say. I'm telling ya, that's the way in happened. :lol:



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Buckley said:
Mine cut and pasted from a Beckiboo threas linked below:


Was in a crap local pub on a rainy Tuesday night. It's virtually empty and we're only there because my mate's cousin is over from Ireland. This beautiful model comes up behind me, taps me on the shoulder:

The current Mrs B (to be, at that point): Er, hi...are youahairdresser?

Buckley: No, why do say that?

TCMB: Well, you just look like one and you dress like one.

B: ?

Some small talk is made and then:

TCMB: Er, well I better go back to my friend......


B (getting mobile from back pocket): Ok then. I suppose you might as well give me your number too.

TCMB: Why would I want to that?

B: So I can call you to arrange going out for a drink, of course.

TCMB: What makes you think I want to do that?

B: Because you didn't come over here because you thought I were ahairdresser.....

And the rest is exactly as they say. I'm telling ya, that's the way in happened. :lol:



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Course the big question is whether she thought you were a hairdresser or a 'hairdresser' :lol: :lol:
 
puppylover said:
One night he was being particularly horrible and I shouted at him "are you ever going to talk nicely to me!!!" he grapped my jacket, pulled me across the bar and said quietly "the only time I will ever talk nicely to you is when we are intimate..." my knees almost went and I was like 8O F**king hell I really fancy this bloke....

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Oooo! I went all a bit funny reading that:oops: ....have you ever thought about writing a Mills & Boon?!:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm single just now, but I met previous girlfriends @:

-Leanne: Eric Morillo @ The Arches Glasgow
-Kathryn: I worked with her bro, then met her at a bbq of his
-Katie: Jaques Le Cont @ Snafu
 
I first met Matt at The House of Windsor back in Nov 1995. He was there with a group of friends I knew, I was there with friends he knew. We chatted & danced all night. Nothing happened. We met up again on Xmas Eve, shared a kiss under the mistletoe & have been together ever since. We're getting married in September.
 
ibiza_lou said:
puppylover said:
One night he was being particularly horrible and I shouted at him "are you ever going to talk nicely to me!!!" he grapped my jacket, pulled me across the bar and said quietly "the only time I will ever talk nicely to you is when we are intimate..." my knees almost went and I was like 8O F**king hell I really fancy this bloke....

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Oooo! I went all a bit funny reading that:oops: ....have you ever thought about writing a Mills & Boon?!:lol: :lol: :lol:
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He still makes me go "funny" now - :lol: :lol: :lol:

... cant believe his pain threshold - I am such a HMW :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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