Take the chav quiz

I like wee quizzes like that! i did the one the other day for "Desperate Housewives" and it turns out i'm more like Gabrielle! there you go!
i thought i'd be more like the accident prone one.
 
You are 15 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
 
I no, i just need to find myself a chav burd now.

Maybe that steven gerrard's one would do me. not quite got the bank balance for her tastes tho, even tho there in the gutter! ;)
 
Chav Jokes

1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great
to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you
try
not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick
and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "Wot you
lookin'at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes
on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music....who's driving? The
police
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Gissa a Big Mac
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please
stand
15. What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova
seats4
17. What do you call a 27 year old chavette? Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll
screw anything.
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some
uvver bleeders job innit."
21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just
forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash
22. Why did the chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random
stranger for no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a chav at college? The cleaner.
24. A bus full of chavs were driving through Wales. As they were
approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until
they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one chav asked the
blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for
us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The
blonde
girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
25. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Society!
 
vdubjb said:
Chav Jokes

1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great
to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you
try
not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick
and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "Wot you
lookin'at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes
on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music....who's driving? The
police
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Gissa a Big Mac
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please
stand
15. What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova
seats4
17. What do you call a 27 year old chavette? Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll
screw anything.
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some
uvver bleeders job innit."
21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just
forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash
22. Why did the chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random
stranger for no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a chav at college? The cleaner.
24. A bus full of chavs were driving through Wales. As they were
approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until
they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one chav asked the
blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for
us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The
blonde
girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
25. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Society!
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all recycled racism/scouser/essex boy jokes :roll:
 
Wannabe chav
You are 23 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. 8O 8O 8O 8O
 
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