thescorpion
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Nope Barbie thats a great help, cheers. Dunno if i'll be able to do the whole 30-odd hour We love Sundays and then DC10 thing, but i'll certainly give it my best shot lol. 
sundays@space..
- Thread starter Robo
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thescorpion said:Nope Barbie thats a great help, cheers. Dunno if i'll be able to do the whole 30-odd hour We love Sundays and then DC10 thing, but i'll certainly give it my best shot lol.
Do what an old bint like me does
Go to Space midday til midnight when the terrace closes, chill for a bit, have a bit of kip and then go to DC10 about 10am Monday morning feeling fresh I've gone straight thru before on too many occasions and I have been one of the DC10 casualties lol
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gecko2
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Robo said:
Darren Hughes (ex Cream promoter) ran Home and now runs the 'We Love...' brand.
SPACE PROCEDURES
This is the 'Conduct in Space' section of our Ibiza 2003 procedure mannual.
(We've written them with our husbands in mind)
5. Conduct in Space
5.1 Fish husbuzzards are responsible for waking the fish wives at a sensible hour.
5.2 Fish wives must be given ample time for farting around with hair, makeup & accessories in the bathroom.
5.3 Every effort should be made to accompany fish wives to the hotel restaurant for a hearty big breakfast. Faliure to do this will result in husbuzzards escorting fish wives to an appropriate, expensive restaurant in figueretas.
5.4.1 When preparing the vodka diet coke, fish husbuzzards must make sure it isn’t too strong so that it can be enjoyed by all.
5.4.2 Fish husbuzzards will not hog the plastic bottle of vodka diet coke on the way to Space.
5.4.3 Fish husbuzzards must keep a close eye on the minute pad to ensure it doesn’t get lost on the way into Space.
5.4.4 Arriving at Space drunk is not classy unless you are a trashy tranny. Composure is necessary at all times (except behind sunglasses).
5.5.1 At around 5 - 6 the husbuzzards are to escort fish wives back to the hotel room.
5.5.2 Passouts must not be lost when leaving Space.
5.5.3 All committee members must keep a close eye on fishwife Roburt’s expensive sunglasses to ensure he doesn’t put them down anywhere. They MUST kept on his face at all times.
5.6 If the fishwives wish to stop and shop for cheap tat on the way, husbuzzards must remain patient and composed.
5.7 Fishwives are to be escorted to dinner, by clean and tidy husbuzzards. Smelliness and anti-social behaviour is unacceptable.
5.8 Wine/cocktails at the hotel bar would give the fish husbuzzards extra fish points, tho if they need rest and relaxation in the hotel room then this will be allowed.
5.9 All parties are to arrive again at Space calm and collected for the evening's festivities.
5.10 Husbuzzards must be responsive at all times to fish wives emotional upsets over trashy trannies and issues arising from giant stampeding lobsters during farmyard management.
5.11 Husbuzzards must ensure that no gash leeches follow and dance provocatively up against fish wife Roburt. Urgent possessive actions are required in these cases.
5.12 Huzbuzzards are to purchase this years Space fans for their love ones (fish wives).
5.13 Husbuzzard Jiblin must be on hand with his mobile phone to dial 2580 in case fish wife Roburt takes a liking to a tune.
5.14.1 Husbuzzards are NOT to remain at Space till 5 in the morning and have to be dragged home (Jiblin). Remember that Monday is DC10.
5.14.2 Fishwife Roburt would like to stress the importance of visiting the Jockey Club on Cala Jondal (not Salinas). Sundays after Space is a favourite with the locals (depending on whether they get a music license) so it is proposed that the committee attend on a non DC-10 week.
This is the 'Conduct in Space' section of our Ibiza 2003 procedure mannual.
(We've written them with our husbands in mind)
5. Conduct in Space
5.1 Fish husbuzzards are responsible for waking the fish wives at a sensible hour.
5.2 Fish wives must be given ample time for farting around with hair, makeup & accessories in the bathroom.
5.3 Every effort should be made to accompany fish wives to the hotel restaurant for a hearty big breakfast. Faliure to do this will result in husbuzzards escorting fish wives to an appropriate, expensive restaurant in figueretas.
5.4.1 When preparing the vodka diet coke, fish husbuzzards must make sure it isn’t too strong so that it can be enjoyed by all.
5.4.2 Fish husbuzzards will not hog the plastic bottle of vodka diet coke on the way to Space.
5.4.3 Fish husbuzzards must keep a close eye on the minute pad to ensure it doesn’t get lost on the way into Space.
5.4.4 Arriving at Space drunk is not classy unless you are a trashy tranny. Composure is necessary at all times (except behind sunglasses).
5.5.1 At around 5 - 6 the husbuzzards are to escort fish wives back to the hotel room.
5.5.2 Passouts must not be lost when leaving Space.
5.5.3 All committee members must keep a close eye on fishwife Roburt’s expensive sunglasses to ensure he doesn’t put them down anywhere. They MUST kept on his face at all times.
5.6 If the fishwives wish to stop and shop for cheap tat on the way, husbuzzards must remain patient and composed.
5.7 Fishwives are to be escorted to dinner, by clean and tidy husbuzzards. Smelliness and anti-social behaviour is unacceptable.
5.8 Wine/cocktails at the hotel bar would give the fish husbuzzards extra fish points, tho if they need rest and relaxation in the hotel room then this will be allowed.
5.9 All parties are to arrive again at Space calm and collected for the evening's festivities.
5.10 Husbuzzards must be responsive at all times to fish wives emotional upsets over trashy trannies and issues arising from giant stampeding lobsters during farmyard management.
5.11 Husbuzzards must ensure that no gash leeches follow and dance provocatively up against fish wife Roburt. Urgent possessive actions are required in these cases.
5.12 Huzbuzzards are to purchase this years Space fans for their love ones (fish wives).
5.13 Husbuzzard Jiblin must be on hand with his mobile phone to dial 2580 in case fish wife Roburt takes a liking to a tune.
5.14.1 Husbuzzards are NOT to remain at Space till 5 in the morning and have to be dragged home (Jiblin). Remember that Monday is DC10.
5.14.2 Fishwife Roburt would like to stress the importance of visiting the Jockey Club on Cala Jondal (not Salinas). Sundays after Space is a favourite with the locals (depending on whether they get a music license) so it is proposed that the committee attend on a non DC-10 week.
Re: sundays@space.. - not all of them are that special
I always went in the afternoon and stayed until the close, then had a shower and nap and went to dc10. I wouldn't advise leaving at midnight, it gets more crazy after that, doesn't hurt if sasha plays.
Anyway last summer I went to sundays 3 times, the first one in June was great and but the two others in Sep definitely left something to hope for - even though I didn't pay anything for any of these visits. Much too busy with sweaty British blokes with their shirts off everywhere and supercommercial atmosphere.. The mid-week space hops were actually more fun.
What was best for me last summer? Sven Väth's and Richie Hawtin's free cocoon closing after on a small beach back2back for 12 hours was definitely really close to being the absolute best (not to say cocoon wasn't). Actually I think Sven (I first heard him live in '93 and he hasn't degenerated) kicks the asses of most of the cokehead superstar dj's on the island very hard.. Someone who keeps the spirit alive.
OK starting more and more to look forward to the last week of June! Will bring a new, open-minded girlfriend!
CHEEEFFS
Robo said:
I always went in the afternoon and stayed until the close, then had a shower and nap and went to dc10. I wouldn't advise leaving at midnight, it gets more crazy after that, doesn't hurt if sasha plays.
Anyway last summer I went to sundays 3 times, the first one in June was great and but the two others in Sep definitely left something to hope for - even though I didn't pay anything for any of these visits. Much too busy with sweaty British blokes with their shirts off everywhere and supercommercial atmosphere.. The mid-week space hops were actually more fun.
What was best for me last summer? Sven Väth's and Richie Hawtin's free cocoon closing after on a small beach back2back for 12 hours was definitely really close to being the absolute best (not to say cocoon wasn't). Actually I think Sven (I first heard him live in '93 and he hasn't degenerated) kicks the asses of most of the cokehead superstar dj's on the island very hard.. Someone who keeps the spirit alive.
OK starting more and more to look forward to the last week of June! Will bring a new, open-minded girlfriend!
CHEEEFFS
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pacha4life
Guest
count me in .......sounds like a plan...i arrive saturday..and prolly just chill in san an and drink and get ready for space
and manumission and others....only thing is i'm going for 6 nites
nik
.......sounds like a plan...i arrive saturday..and prolly just chill in san an and drink and get ready for space and manumission and others....only thing is i'm going for 6 nites
nik