stupid things that come out of people's mouths

puppylover

puppylover

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just been to reception to take advantage of the free fruit basket and happened upon a conversation between two of the older Reception ladies talking to the younger guys on the project - anyway conversation moves to "Pears" and "Plums" - cue lots of giggling and sniggering from the boys... fnarr fnarr type situation

I turn to one of the older ladies and say jokingly "xxx you should be careful what you say in front of these impressionable young boys y'know" to which she replies in her rather loud voice....

"oh Steph you know me - Queen of the Double Entry!!"

I suspect she meant to say Double Entendre...... but the silence from everyone was deafening.... never seen two young boys eyes light up like that in a long while...

8O8O8O8O8O8O8O8O8O8O8O :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Haha, brilliant.

A boy at school once told someone that he was going to 'Bum them in the face'. It was the way he instantly realised what he had said that made it. :D
 
:lol:

Reminds me of a story: there was a chain of burger restaurants in the States called Fuddruckers (best burgers ever!). Once at home at dinner we were discussing plans to go there the next day and my father, a very religious Baptist deacon, accidentally called the place Buttf**kers. Nearly died laughing :D
 
..... just seen her on reception this morning, apparently the two sniggering young chaps from Friday regaled the tale to anyone who would listen......


..... she still doesnt know why young chaps are at the fruit basket in Reception and asking her "to hold their plums whilst they make a call".....8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)
 
An ex of mine once told the table of wedding guests we were sat with that she had a 'depraved' childhood!

(She meant 'deprived' and it was far from true - she was spoilt rotten!)
 
Buckley said:
An ex of mine once told the table of wedding guests we were sat with that she had a 'depraved' childhood!

(She meant 'deprived' and it was far from true - she was spoilt rotten!)
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:lol: I had a friend that went to private school, has a chauffer, went to oxford and didn't consider his upbringing privileged :lol:
 
zarbtron said:
:lol: I had a friend that went to private school, has a chauffer, went to oxford and didn't consider his upbringing privileged :lol:
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Sounds like half the young ones that we used to employ a while back.

Had to have a first in their degree, had to come from a "red brick" University.Most of them had attended Public School, they then went to Uni, Mummy and Daddy paying for everything and then they came to us.

We would train them in Chicago for 2 weeks, send them to a London office for a week or so for orienteering, send them to Newcastle to work on a project where we would give them a rather nice flat on the Quayside or Jesmond, with a cleaner, taxi's to and from work every day, pay all their utility bills and they would get an expense account 8O8O8O

I have never in my life come across so many , spoilt 20 year olds with no actual common sense at all!!! talk about being clueless.

This is how useless they are - one girl, booked herself into a hotel one night because the lightbulb had gone in her bathroom of her posh company paid for flat and she deemed it a H&S issue and went to a hotel instead of ringing the letting agency (who are on call 24/7) to replace it....

FFS!!!!
 
puppylover said:
Sounds like half the young ones that we used to employ a while back.

Had to have a first in their degree, had to come from a "red brick" University.Most of them had attended Public School, they then went to Uni, Mummy and Daddy paying for everything and then they came to us.

We would train them in Chicago for 2 weeks, send them to a London office for a week or so for orienteering, send them to Newcastle to work on a project where we would give them a rather nice flat on the Quayside or Jesmond, with a cleaner, taxi's to and from work every day, pay all their utility bills and they would get an expense account 8O8O8O

I have never in my life come across so many , spoilt 20 year olds with no actual common sense at all!!! talk about being clueless.

This is how useless they are - one girl, booked herself into a hotel one night because the lightbulb had gone in her bathroom of her posh company paid for flat and she deemed it a H&S issue and went to a hotel instead of ringing the letting agency (who are on call 24/7) to replace it....

FFS!!!!
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Are you still hiring?
 
Here's something really stupid :p:lol::lol:

  • "We are much better than Manchester United. The difference in points in the Premiership is just a coincidence. It is just a matter of days before we are the leaders...I have done the calculations and we will finish at least five points clear of United at the top of the table." - Michael Essien, Sky Sports News, December 06.
 
Jonny68 said:
Here's something really stupid :p:lol::lol:
  • "We are much better than Manchester United. The difference in points in the Premiership is just a coincidence. It is just a matter of days before we are the leaders...I have done the calculations and we will finish at least five points clear of United at the top of the table." - Michael Essien, Sky Sports News, December 06.
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:roll:

Must you be sooooo boring?
 
hot off the press.........!!!!

last night this was a discussion between me & the missus about the location of jersey and how to get there...

"wheres jersey?

It's one of the Channel islands

how do you get there?

Usually you would fly.

can you get the train?

No

can you drive?

No, its in the middle of the English Channel.

pause..............you would think that when they built the channel tunnel they would have made a stop there? :lol:
 
jjinit said:
hot off the press.........!!!!

last night this was a discussion between me & the missus about the location of jersey and how to get there...

"wheres jersey?

It's one of the Channel islands

how do you get there?

Usually you would fly.

can you get the train?

No

can you drive?

No, its in the middle of the English Channel.

pause..............you would think that when they built the channel tunnel they would have made a stop there? :lol:
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Watching Coast were we????

I love your wife - that's brilliant... :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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