You forgot "Use a French accent when talking English to Spaniards"SO...
answering the question from triple s.... speak english, shout a lot, speeeaaakkk slowly, use hand gestures or take a pen and paper and draw what you want ! easy.
I've studying Catalan and Eivissanc for a few months myself. I'm not 100% if Eivissanc is a dialect of Catalan or of Baler (what they speak on the other Baleric islands) But the Catlan speaking people I found here (in nyc) told me that uh...that the language/dialect that I can't spell, but which they speak natively in Eivissa, is closer to Valencian and Belar than to Catalan propper.
I don't if Baler is considered to be a seperate language or is a dialect of Catalan. They were all derived from Latin, so whichever. And it's not like any two towns really that much a like unless they are really close together. That goes for everywhere.
if you think you'll impress spanish girls with a few cheesy phrases from a guidebook, you're in for a rude awakening
you need to understand you are just seasonal tourist cattle and spanish girls generally swerve well clear
they simply melt into putty with such classics as "donde esta la biblioteca" and "que calor es su camisa?"
and as cattle we may be, it's possible anywhere.
Just because you fail miserably with the señoritas doesn't mean everyone else does.if you think you'll impress spanish girls with a few cheesy phrases from a guidebook, you're in for a rude awakening
you need to understand you are just seasonal tourist cattle and spanish girls generally swerve well clear