Royal Wedding Street Parties

Maybe ... if... The fraudulent motorised wheel chair warrior who when not scamming me for his dishonest disabilities is prunning his 6 foot conifer fencing with a 5 foot chainsaw can link arms with the recluse next door who's garden is that overgrown it must be harboring bengal tigers and african elephants can make conversation with Bo and Luke Duke over the road, the mondeo menders who's car spends more time off the ground than the general lee can put their differences aside with the obese mongrel breeder who at the 1st sight of 18 degrees is off down the river with his recently purchased wilkinsons dingy in ill fitting paper thin board shorts with secondry shorts shining through beneath cos he wont accept that board shorts dont fit then maybe just maybe there's a chance..... Let the asda smart price lager flow......8)

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: great post
 
Dyu know what thats a f***ing good idea - ladies please ignore the fact that your Bucks Fizz tastes a little bitter you'll have forgotten about it in 10..9..8..7 :?:o:eek:
 
me and my girlfriends are all dressing up in bridesmaids dresses and drinking in the park where they are showing it. Not so concerned about the wedding but any excuse to get dressed up and some good daytime drinking fun
 
Maybe ... if... The fraudulent motorised wheel chair warrior who when not scamming me for his dishonest disabilities is prunning his 6 foot conifer fencing with a 5 foot chainsaw can link arms with the recluse next door who's garden is that overgrown it must be harboring bengal tigers and african elephants can make conversation with Bo and Luke Duke over the road, the mondeo menders who's car spends more time off the ground than the general lee can put their differences aside with the obese mongrel breeder who at the 1st sight of 18 degrees is off down the river with his recently purchased wilkinsons dingy in ill fitting paper thin board shorts with secondry shorts shining through beneath cos he wont accept that board shorts dont fit then maybe just maybe there's a chance..... Let the asda smart price lager flow......8)

fookin brill. So, there is someone else who thinks like me?
 
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