Right, Preparing For Ibiza, Ig Need To Get Fit

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Ibiza-girlie

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How many times have i said it???? my god. im running outta time again! 3,5 weeks to go and i look like im going into labour any second now. flying makes you fat and bloated! :x

ok just got back from Boots where I bought the following:

- ADIOS Slimming agent :roll: (i know........but I wanna BELIEVE they work)
- Joined Boots wieghtloss 12 week programme altho the laydee at the counter pointed out its not for hysterical girlies who wanna lose a few pounds, more like for obese people...but nevermind....:)
- THEN i got some detox tea, some pills i can chew on to prevent getting to bloated, a in-style magazine (need to keep myself updated) came with horrendous flip-floppers but oh well.......
- and some bananas a low-carb snacks to bring with me on the plane so i wont get the munchies on cheese-crisps and wheat bread! :x :oops: :cry:


any other suggestions to beat those sugar cravings. my diet consists of crisps, diet coke, chocolate bars and alcohol.! its NOT working out very well!

Bought myself a nice facial treatment the day b4 I hit the white isle, to treat myself. as I will be fighting like crazy to lose this weight!
 
Im running up and down the cabin for 10 hrs non stop 3-4 times a week, lifting canisters, bending down 20 times in an hour to get some old fart a drink from the drawer in my bar-cart and not eating. does that count as exercise??? lol
 
or rather.... exercising? :)

Nothing beats those sugar cravings like a good old jog.

Or if you are in to daft weight losing programme. I hear eating tissue paper works ;)
 
IG - I'd recommend getting violently ill for a few days before you go

Something like eating raw pork as this would 1) make you ill 2) give you tapeworm which will help you to maintain the weight loss beyond the illness
 
tapeworm and ibiza doesnt really go hand in hand im afraid lol - well it will explain the crazy dancing i do on the dancefloor in amnesia when i arrive lol8O :lol: :lol:
 
Ibiza-girlie said:
tapeworm and ibiza doesnt really go hand in hand im afraid lol - well it will explain the crazy dancing i do on the dancefloor in amnesia when i arrive lol8O :lol: :lol:
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SPEED :lol: That always worked for me :lol:
 
I've been doing lots of different exercise classes to keep myself interested - Monday I did circuit training, last night I did Pop Video (we learnt the routine for U Can't Touch This - lots of "running man" :lol: ) followed by Showdance (the routine from Flashdance :lol: ). Then today I've done a spinning class followed by a half hour stretch class.

I love my food (and booze) so I'd much rather exercise than diet.
 
@ IG, i'm sure i've seen a pic of you before and you SO don't need to be on any sort of weight loss programme.;) :D

@ holly gollum, hello *waves* where you been??:?
 
grego said:
@ IG, i'm sure i've seen a pic of you before and you SO don't need to be on any sort of weight loss programme.;) :D

@ holly gollum, hello *waves* where you been??:?
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I went to Portugal for a week, then I've been doing that "work" thing quite a lot.
 
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