Rats

[stuie]

Poor Stuie you just asked about your dead rat and all you get are replies about emus and rheas

I know, i'm still none the wiser!

I'm away for the weekend anyway so might just leave it there and see if it's gone when i get back!

 

[MARKB]

Do you feel Ostr -(ich) - a - sized by your Rat problem?

 

[Barbie]

I know, i'm still none the wiser!

I'm away for the weekend anyway so might just leave it there and see if it's gone when i get back!

But you know about emus and rheas now so you can't say that Spotlight isn't an educational tool

Why are you leaving France this wkend??

 

[stuie]

But you know about emus and rheas now so you can't say that Spotlight isn't an educational tool

Why are you leaving France this wkend??

I know, i feel so educated today! (does Sil know what an emu is now? )

Leaving France and heading to Brighton for the weekend for some fun and messyness

 

[Barbie]

I know, i feel so educated today! (does Sil know what an emu is now? )

Leaving France and heading to Brighton for the weekend for some fun and messyness

She went and checked in the dictionary to see what emu was in Spanish and it's emu

Ooh you go careful across the English Channel I hear there's storms brewing up Ooh Brighton, are you on the pull

 

[naddyz]

Poor Stuie you just asked about your dead rat and all you get are replies about emus and rheas

I know, i'm still none the wiser!

I'm away for the weekend anyway so might just leave it there and see if it's gone when i get back!

If you plug up it's mouth, nose and anus whilst your gone (superglue?), you'll make a nice maggot bomb, which might be ripe for throwing at the neighbours when you get back.

 

[stuie]

She went and checked in the dictionary to see what emu was in Spanish and it's emu

Ooh you go careful across the English Channel I hear there's storms brewing up Ooh Brighton, are you on the pull

perhaps they just don't have many emu's in Spain?

The sea is quite calm at the moment, so hopefully the crossing will be smooth enough 8 of us going up for the weekend with no plans, just get ruined and see what happens (won't turn cock down, but not on the pull as such!! )

 

[djchewie]

But have any of you got any suggestions of how to move it and where to put it? I can't just put it in the rubbish can i?

dont let it goto waste.

 

[stuie]

If you plug up it's mouth, nose and anus whilst your gone (superglue?), you'll make a nice maggot bomb, which might be ripe for throwing at the neighbours when you get back.

You're not understanding me! I'm too much of a wimp to even move it so f*** stuffing all it's openings with superglue!!

 

[naddyz]

If you plug up it's mouth, nose and anus whilst your gone (superglue?), you'll make a nice maggot bomb, which might be ripe for throwing at the neighbours when you get back.

You're not understanding me! I'm too much of a wimp to even move it so *beep* stuffing all it's openings with superglue!!

Actually, don't touch it, it might just be having a nap or something.

Rats don't like to be woken up, especially with superglue.

 

[Barbie]

perhaps they just don't have many emu's in Spain?

The sea is quite calm at the moment, so hopefully the crossing will be smooth enough 8 of us going up for the weekend with no plans, just get ruined and see what happens (won't turn cock down, but not on the pull as such!! )

Cos emus are ten a penny in London Town aren't they, I must have seen 6 on Oxford Street yesterday

Ooh hope you get some c____ We'll diarise some c___ time on Monday so you can update me, Rob and Sil on the c___ situation

 

[stuie]

Cos emus are ten a penny in London Town aren't they, I must have seen 6 on Oxford Street yesterday

Very good point!!

Will update you monday

 

[jjinit]

sure it wasnt a Hoatzin???