puppylover
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... and also very cringworthy...
Stuck in traffic the other night with no CD's in the car so listened to Scott Mills on way home - (yeah I know!!!)
Anyway he calls up this girl to get her to tell a story which happened to her on Saturday night. After a lot of cajoling, he got her to tell it on air - I nearly crashed on the way home, laughing so much..... Anyway, the story goes like this:-
This girl went out on Saturday night and ended up meeting some guy she really liked, she got talking to him, she felt romance was in the air, and at the end of the night, he invited her back for "coffee" and she decided that yes she would.
A night of passion was the result, but she need to go to work the following morning, (obviously not planning ahead she had to go home to get a change of clothing) She got out of bed, leaving him sleeping off their exhaustive night of passion and went to use his bathroom for a wash and freshen up.
When using the bathroom, she needed the loo, and explained on the radio show that it was for a poo, and unfortunately, this poo surpassed any other poo she had done in her life in both smell, and dimensions.... it was so bad it just wouldnt flush away, now at this point she's starting to panic, she really didnt want to spoil this wonderful night she had spent with this guy, so she thought I know what to do!! She fished the offending poo out of the toilet, wrapped in in lots of toilet roll and found a plastic bag under his bathroom sink and tied it up in that.
To cover her track she's sprayed her perfume in the bathroom to get rid of the smell, removed offending poo from the toilet bowl, finishes tidying herself up and goes into the kitchen to leave him a note telling him what a great night she has had, would love to see him again, and leaves her telephone number. Quickly she leaves the flat without making a noise and legs it for the bus........ But in her hurry to get home, she realised half way to the bus stop that she had also left the bag of poo on the kitchen table next to her "love note".....
Stuck in traffic the other night with no CD's in the car so listened to Scott Mills on way home - (yeah I know!!!)
Anyway he calls up this girl to get her to tell a story which happened to her on Saturday night. After a lot of cajoling, he got her to tell it on air - I nearly crashed on the way home, laughing so much..... Anyway, the story goes like this:-
This girl went out on Saturday night and ended up meeting some guy she really liked, she got talking to him, she felt romance was in the air, and at the end of the night, he invited her back for "coffee" and she decided that yes she would.
A night of passion was the result, but she need to go to work the following morning, (obviously not planning ahead she had to go home to get a change of clothing) She got out of bed, leaving him sleeping off their exhaustive night of passion and went to use his bathroom for a wash and freshen up.
When using the bathroom, she needed the loo, and explained on the radio show that it was for a poo, and unfortunately, this poo surpassed any other poo she had done in her life in both smell, and dimensions.... it was so bad it just wouldnt flush away, now at this point she's starting to panic, she really didnt want to spoil this wonderful night she had spent with this guy, so she thought I know what to do!! She fished the offending poo out of the toilet, wrapped in in lots of toilet roll and found a plastic bag under his bathroom sink and tied it up in that.
To cover her track she's sprayed her perfume in the bathroom to get rid of the smell, removed offending poo from the toilet bowl, finishes tidying herself up and goes into the kitchen to leave him a note telling him what a great night she has had, would love to see him again, and leaves her telephone number. Quickly she leaves the flat without making a noise and legs it for the bus........ But in her hurry to get home, she realised half way to the bus stop that she had also left the bag of poo on the kitchen table next to her "love note".....
