Random Amusing Story

[russ]

we were in the progress bar on sat night. chatting to a lady. all of a sudden, her mate jumps out of his seat and runs off. i ask what was going on.

it turns out that he was chatting to some random bloke and the conversation turned to cocaine. the random is offered some by the ladys friend. he is given the guys wrap containing approx 4grams and heads towards the toilet saying, thanks mate, really appreciate this

the random is last seen pegging it out the door of the pub and up the road.


made me laugh anyways.....

 

[Robder]

I don't understand it!

I'm having a slow day so it's probably me.

 

[NITEFLY]

we were in the progress bar on sat night. chatting to a lady. all of a sudden, her mate jumps out of his seat and runs off. i ask what was going on.

it turns out that he was chatting to some random bloke and the conversation turned to cocaine. the random is offered some by the ladys friend. he is given the guys wrap containing approx 4grams and heads towards the toilet saying, thanks mate, really appreciate this

the random is last seen pegging it out the door of the pub and up the road.


made me laugh anyways.....

wish i was there to witness this

 

[Drew]

I think i understood it correct but .......................

 

[N8]

So the ladies mate who jumped out his seat was the random who nicked it or the kind giver going to chase the guy who'd done a runner with it....thats what i can't work out anyway

 

[small jinx]

Reading is too hard, can't someone draw a diagram/make up a pps

 

[russ]

the kind giver going to chase the guy who'd done a runner with it....

yeah, this fella had given some bloke he'd never met 4grams and watched as he ran away with it.

not explained very well but i dont do venn diagrams

 

[Drew]

Ah so he didn't realise he'd given him the full 4g's

 

[Buckley]

So...in short - a bloke gives a complete stranger 4g to have one line from and the bloke legs it with the lot.

Did you manage to hold in your laughter at the time Russ?

 

[Buckley]

So...in short - a bloke gives a complete stranger 4g to have one line from and the bloke legs it with the lot.

Did you manage to hold in your laughter at the time Russ?

Soz Russ you must have posted at your similar paraphrased version at the same time.

 

[NITEFLY]

this is going really well

 

[N8]

this is going really well

Would it interest you more if it was about k instead?

 

[NITEFLY]

possibly

 

[Buckley]

this is going really well

Would it interest you more if it was about k instead?

There's a joke in there somewhere about Nitey playing Manuel in a new series of Faulty Towers.......

 

[Morbyd]

this is going really well

Would it interest you more if it was about k instead?

There's a joke in there somewhere about Nitey playing Manuel in a new series of Faulty Towers.......

K? or Que?

by the way, Nitey, that's my wife's favorite sitcom character

 

[NITEFLY]

oh