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Barbie

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Please state upon arrival whether you would like to be enrolled in the day program for those who don't need much rehabilitation and are allowed home at the end of the day or whether you would like to be enrolled in the intensive residential program for those of us who there is really no hope for 8O :lol:
 
sandi said:
I'll stay if thats OK? I have a rack still full of wine at home and can't be trusted around it. :spank: :lol:
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I'm afraid you're prime candidate for the intensive residential treatment, I've seen firsthand what happens when you go out for a couple of glasses of wine :lol: ;)
 
I'll book myself in for a 45 minute stay if thats OK?

Although I'm not sure how much you'll be able to do for me in that time, especially as the forum seems to be getting stuck :lol: :lol:

Can I have a massage and a facial please, concentrating on the black sacks under my eyes...

or do i need a beauty salon? :lol:
 
stuie said:
I'll book myself in for a 45 minute stay if thats OK?

Although I'm not sure how much you'll be able to do for me in that time, especially as the forum seems to be getting stuck :lol: :lol:

Can I have a massage and a facial please, concentrating on the black sacks under my eyes...

or do i need a beauty salon? :lol:
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:roll: This isn't a health farm you know where you can get your beauty treatments, this is a serious rehabilitation centre for those who lives are affected by drinks and drugs :lol:
 
Barbie said:
:roll: This isn't a health farm you know where you can get your beauty treatments, this is a serious rehabilitation centre for those who lives are affected by drinks and drugs :lol:
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OK, OK so what can you do for me? :lol:
 
sorry, I would pop in, but I'm RIDICULOUSLY busy with work at the moment, I feel like I actually want to die.

Must get this report mostly finished by about 7pm tonight, or I'm buggered. Ugh, I HATE work




quick massage would be nice though, if you're giving stuie one :D
 
Barbie said:
I'm afraid you're prime candidate for the intensive residential treatment, I've seen firsthand what happens when you go out for a couple of glasses of wine :lol: ;)
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I'll have you know I'm teetotal actually and have been for 2 whole days now. :roll:
Right who's for a glass of schlurr? (sp)
 
BTW Babs I first read your post as ' I've seen Fisthand, what happens when you go out for a few glasses of wine! :?

I must have been drunk. :lol: :lol:
 
naddyz said:
quick massage would be nice though, if you're giving stuie one :D
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The B______O____ drug and alcohol rehabiliation centre isn't an excuse for you and Stuie to come and get massages (and extras :lol: ) from fit young massuers :roll: :lol:
 
sandi said:
I'll have you know I'm teetotal actually and have been for 2 whole days now. :roll:
Right who's for a glass of schlurr? (sp)
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I've been currently teetotal for 24 hours now, I feel so proud of myself :D :lol:
 
Barbie said:
The B______O____ drug and alcohol rehabiliation centre isn't an excuse for you and Stuie to come and get massages (and extras :lol: ) from fit young massuers :roll: :lol:
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fit, young? who??? where??? :p :p :p



(how much are extras?)
 
Barbie said:
I've been currently teetotal for 24 hours now, I feel so proud of myself :D :lol:
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11pm tonight and I'll have been too!!

Actually, scratch that, I'm going for dinner at a friends tonight and he asked me to bring a bottle of vino :lol: :roll:
 
naddyz said:
quick massage would be nice though, if you're giving stuie one :D
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maybe my sore eyes or my g__ brain but i just read that as 'if your giving one stuie' first time :lol: :lol:
 
Barbie said:
There's going to be none of that sort of behaviour going on in B______O___ alcohol and drug rehabiliation centre :roll: :evil: :lol:
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I thought that this was the n______ c________ too??

surely just ONE extra would be ok? How about a quick hand shandy b____ o___? (and yes, I do mean a hand mixed lemonade and beer :roll: )

ooh, tingly :D
 
naddyz said:
surely just ONE extra would be ok? How about a quick hand shandy b____ o___? (and yes, I do mean a hand mixed lemonade and beer :roll: )

ooh, tingly :D
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Oh go on then, you're entitled to one extra per day as long as you go to all your anti-drink and drugs workshops :lol:
 
Barbie said:
Oh go on then, you're entitled to one extra per day as long as you go to all your anti-drink and drugs workshops :lol:
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

thanks b_____ o___ that's just what I needed :p :p :p :p :p , ooh, watch your eyes
 
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